My sister found a funny song online. The last two words are “Circumcision, circumcision!” I walked into the room just as it ended. And of course, what’s the first thing I think of?[sub]This place is so damned addictive[/sub] JDT.
“I’ll hold it up and you screw.” I love my aunt, I really do, but sometimes she says THE funniest things (funnier than Fenris asking “was that a leg?”). When she said this we both burst out laughing and had to stop working for about a minute. She clutched her belly (she had a hysterectomy recently) and it looked like she was laughing so hard it actually hurt.
“Yeah, he said if it weren’t for the problem with your eyes [really, REALLY bad tracking ability], you would have been a really good baseball player.” My sister went to visit the high school I went to, and talked to my old JV baseball coach (among other people) about various things/people, including me. I had never heard this from him before. Or, for that matter, from anyone.
Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors is fun. Even though I only got the demo version. And it only lasted about three hours realtime.
I showed a story I wrote based on a fetish of mine to a few friends (all dopers). One suggested I clean it up a little and submit it to Teemings. This is the second piece of mine this month she’s suggested I take to Teemings. And no, you will not be seeing this particular piece there unless Teemings gets a Smut section, which I doubt it will do:)
So, I installed a scanner, and to show the yokels that it works, I usually pick up the nearest paper with color on it and scan it; catalog, postcard, whatever.
Well, she left, and there was this little yellow bear on her desk.
He looked kind of cute smushed like that. I think I’ll retrieve the .BMP and use him as wallpaper.
If it makes you feel better, I thought of the same…um…person?..when I saw the thread title. And here I though I’d finally gotten him out of my head. Thank you so much.
I saw a girl who was not wearing a bra under her tank top. Jiggle-jiggle. What did I think of? No, not that. For some reason, I kept thinking of the SDMB.
I was able to eat chicken noodle soup with mashed-up crackers and drink Coke for the fist time in a few days today (I had my wisdom teeth pulled Thursday morning). Yaayyy!
Hopefully I can get my paycheck today, and my boyfriend will probably drive 2 hours down to see me. So, this should be a good day.
Yesterday’s: I was hanging out with a group of people, one of whom was playing guitar very well, better than I would say I could. I’d asked previously if I could play when he was done, but after seeing him play I was having second thoughts, but he gave me the guitar and I played a couple songs, and when I handed it back to him he told me he was kind of embarrassed to have to play after someone who played as well as I did. That’s the first compliment on my musical abilities that I’ve ever taken seriously.
Today’s: I woke up and looked out my window to find a cardinal sitting on my windowsill. Not a pigeon, a cardinal! I love those pretty little red birds.
That’s the first compliment on my musical abilities that I’ve ever taken seriously.