Hari_Seldon:
This reminds of what my daughter told me once. When you get a fortune cookie, add the phrase “between the sheets” to your fortune. It is surprising how often it works. E.g., “You will have a good day…”
My personal favorite, which I carried with me for awihle:
“Behind every successful man, there are other able men.”
some friends of mine would mess with the signs all the time in small town tennessee. The greatest being the time they did a bit of work, and wound up with a sign that proudly announced “whore masturbate gods erection” on one side, and “ride me bad bill whee” on the other. I do often wonder how the annual pancake breakfast with Satan at the fire hall went though.
robert_columbia:
Next time you are bored in church, leaf through the hymnal and mentally add “in bed” to the name of each hymn.
Like:
“How Great Thou Art”
Hari_Seldon:
This reminds of what my daughter told me once. When you get a fortune cookie, add the phrase “between the sheets” to your fortune. It is surprising how often it works. E.g., “You will have a good day…”
Once when I was in Pittsburgh, I saw a sign on a church on Forbes Ave. that said, “We deliver”.
Upright Citizens Brigade has this covered .