One slogan sticks out in my mind. The company is does drywall and such. Their slogan is “We’ll get you plastered”.
In the seedier parts of downtown Orlando, a hair “salon” is named Hairgazm.
In Cleveland, I came across a plumbing business with the slogan “We’re number one in the number two business”.
(Look at the picture if you don’t get it.)
There’s a chimney sweeping company around here named Ash Hole. Their advertising sign is the greatest thing ever.
There was a construction company in Austin called Mammoth Erections.
There is an electrical company in Seattle that has “We’ll remove your shorts” on all of their vans.
And one of my favorite eatin’ spots recently burned down. It was a BBQ place called Rooter’s.
I was in Australia last week and noticed a number of oriental eateries called, in keeping with the “inn” puns, “Wokon Inn”. That name makes me feel welcome…
Chinese restaurant in Pennsylvania - House of Poon.
About twenty-five years ago there used to be a science fiction bookshop in London called “Dark they were and golden eyed.”
Cool or what.
I’ve seen a moving service in NYC called “Schleppers”. If you don’t know from schlep, it won’t make much sense to you, but this is New York, where even the Norwegians speak at least that much Yiddish.
There’s also a chimney service in my community called “Swimney Cheep.” I always thought that was clever, as it makes you think a little, and it also implies their services are affordable.
Barbershop right down the street from my office - “Best Head”
I still get a kick everytime I see a truck with
G.O.D.
on the side of it. Stands for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery.
Zev Steinhardt
We have here a pet supply store shaped like a huge doghouse. It even has a Starbucks attached to it. Pet sitting, pet massage (“I’ll gladly rub your pussy!”) and even pet aromatherapy. Pets are not sold there, but they are allowed everywhere.
The name of this fine place? Doggiestyles. Their T-shirts have pawprints on the shoulders 
In Greenville, NC there is a barbershop/salon-type thing called Human Hair Beauty Supply.
I’ve seen those Two Guys and a Truck guys around here too. It’s such a friendly sounding name.
Similarly, back home in Hawaii there’s a “Dew Drop Inn”, which I think is pretty and punny.
I’ve seen them around here too. I thought those two guys (even though there are usually three guys) were really really busy as I saw the truck everywhere. Never occured to me that it could be a chain. :smack: