Al Bania, Uma P. Chucker, and many more I can’t think of right now…
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<<On one the Teletubbie that I taped off of TV, there is a guy with the last name Highcock. It would be perfect if his first name were Richard, but I think it’s Jeff. Of course, being British and all, Highcock is probably pronounced “Smith”.>>
Nah, you probably pronounce it “Raymond Luxury Yacht”.
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Pippy
And now, for something completely different.
There was a congressman Pickle. And I’ve heard the name around…it’s not too uncommon.
But I went to school with a Pickle girl who’s parents had named her Mary Etta.
Not funny in the South.
Mary Etta Pickle: not funny in the South? Well, I’m obviously a damyankee, because I can’t see what’s funny or unfunny about that name.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
My eighth grade science teacher’s name was Carol Teach; I had a classmate named Sandy Banks. And there’s an obstetrician in Louisville, Kentucky, named Dr. Baby. And I used to work with David Brinkley and knew his wife, Christy.
When I was in business school, we were once addressed by the daughter of the founder of LearJet (a Mr. Lear). She was a successful businesswoman in her own right, having overcome the fact that her father named her “Shanda”… Talk it out…
I kid you not.
DE
My ex-roomate dated a girl named Amanda Head, & on the first date he joked to her “Just imagine if your dad’s name was Richard?” Her reply “It is”. DOH!
How can we leave out pro hockey player Ron Tugnutt?
In Illinois there was a prosecutor, I believe, who ran for the Senate. Dick Phelan (pronounced Failin’)
“Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.”
I once had a customer named Lon Sippi. Not too bad, but his wife… Mrs. Sippi.
I work with a Randy Hooker… Great guy, awful name
PS Have a nice day.
Ima and Ura Hogg were philanthropists in Houston TX… FYI…
PS Have a nice day.
I work in a hotel, and I blocked Mr Fox next to Mr Chicken. It was silly, but somtimes you have to do silly to get through the day.
“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”
A pregnant waitress told me that if her unborn child is a boy he will be called Jeremy. " Not bad. " I said. " What if you have a girl?" " Mariah." “Very pretty. What’s your last name?” “Oriah.”
Mariah Oriah. Everyone at my table winced.
Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
[[[(I saved my favorute for last) An Army aquaintence: Sgt. Dwop. His first name: Wayne.Someone named their kid Wayne Dwop.]]] --Louis Wu
Thanks; that made me laugh uncontrollably!
I once was browsing through my father’s old yearbook, when I discovered that the epithet “dickhead” must be relatively recent. Yup, there was a guy who was a junior when my father was a senior: Dick Head.
I also went to school with a guy named Toby Dick. I hope his parents were illiterate and not sadistic.
My name’s not so hot either, but only Lynn knows just hot bad it is.
–Rowan
I knew a girl named Holly Johnson. She married John Wood. She seriosly considered not getting married because of it.
I was at a friends house yesterday and saw the wedding announcement for his frat buddy. His buddy is marrying a girl named Tara Lipinski. If only she were 16, a millionaire with a great body.
Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
I had a teacher in elementary school whose name was Miss Dake.
A guy I went to jr high with was Preston Preston.
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“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
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I went to high school with a guy who would never divulge his middle name. At graduation, when each student’s full name was called out over the loudspeaker, we found out why. His middle name is Fullalove.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
I was watching the credits on “The Nutty Professor” with Jerry Lewis. (Gawd, I just crack up with this version.) and one of the crew members last name was Woodcock.
My last name is Strain. I do stress analysis for a living. Stress & strain - get it? I’ve heard the same joke over and over for the past 7-8 years now (beginning in college) and it just gets funnier EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT!
People I’ve worked with:
Carol Carroll (I don’t know if that’s her given or married name)
Steve Perry
Peter Pan (he’s Chinese)
Neal Young
When David Letterman was in San Francisco, he had a Top 10 List of best names from the area. Each person, when it was his or her turn, would come out and introduce himself to the audience, which followed by a picture of his driver’s license on the screen. The ones I remember are:
Dick Hertz
Dick Weed
Justa Duck
Phil McCracken
Dick Head
“I wept because I had no shoes, then I met a man with no feet. So I took his shoes” - Dave Barry