Funny product names.

It’s not restricted to food, either.

My favorite is Nads hair removal gunk.

“Rub Nads all over your hairy bits and then yank firmly…”

Also the name of an anime movie by Miyazaki, relesased as Castle in the Sky in the US. Apparently Miyazaki knew the castle in Gulliver’s Travels was named Laputa, but didn’t know (or didn’t care) what the word actually meant.

My favorite Japanese car name is the Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo.

In Germany a yougurt called DIK MILKE

There used to, or might still be, flip flops called Titties. Always made me giggle. I have no idea how wide-spread they were/are. :wink:

Also, here in Texas Wal*Marts, you can buy Butt Paste for babies.

I’ve wanted some of that, just for the novelty factor if nothing else.

I want to buy me some fairy poo.

In the midwest there’s a snack company called Golden Stream. I frequently see their big urine trucks on the highway.

Remember Ayds diet candies? You’ll lose weight with Ayds.

I bought some cans of Kickapoo in Singapore.
In Germany, we found an icecream called Zit and another called Nookie. Anyone for some Nookie? sniggers

Grace Cock Soup

Death Be Not Proud cigarettes

I Dream of Splitting My Seams Ice Cream

These are not real products, but ones I would like to market myself.
Anyone want get in on this?
:wink:

In Hudson, Wyoming there used to be a little steak house where they advertised on their menu, Prime Rim …$19.95"

Oh I forgot, we also have a brand of milk called “love”… Love Milk [snigger]

There’s a product called Gorilla Snot, which I’ve never used but appears to be some sort of resin-y goo that guitarists use to provide a better grip on picks.

Around here, there’s an Aunt Millie’s line of baked goods, including Aunt Millie’s Buns!

Mmmmm…Aunt Millie’s Buns.

My wife has a brace called a “Cock Up Wrist Brace”.

I have some anti-fogging stuff for my ski-goggles called Cat Crap

Also, one of the major supermarket chains in the DC Metro area (the same chain that carries Dr. Skipper) also carries a whole variety of generic cereals. MY personal favorite was the Crispix knockoff, Crispy Hexagons :smiley:

KTM

Some of the names mentioned above appear to be intentionally funny. However, I doubt that this is:

There used to be a brand of cigarettes in the Uk called Death, I saw them advertised (this was a few years before the ban on all cigarette advertising, although I only saw them advertised in shop windows and I think that might still be legal) but never saw anyone smoke them.

All the tourist shops in Montreal sell “Moose droppings”. They’re little blobs of chocolate sold in brown paper bags like they’ve been pooper-scooped. They’re overpriced but they taste pretty good.

Wouldn’t that be something like “Like that which is in style”?