‘What does your voice sound like?’
‘This one will give you chills…’
‘Some help with “LBMB”’
‘Axe weilding madman on the loose again…’
TMR
“You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma
{hee hee} Thank you, thank you.
And I did read the threads, and they are not related, which just makes it funnier.
Esprix
This one will give you chills…
Doper Rally in Toledo, the Armpit of the Nation
That’s just too funny.
“Effective Pick-up Lines”
“I’m Trying Once More…We Doin’ This or What?”
“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin
I can’t let this thread just die…it’s simply too amusing.
“Do You Cut or Twirl?”
“A Major Decision”
“I May Not Make it Through Lent”
“I Have to Piss Like A Racehorse”
I LOVE YOU GALS!
How come nobody loves Ginger?
Flirting
How much power does the President really have?
Strangle him, chop him up, put him in acid
More proof the war on drugs doesn’t work
Ask the drunk guy
Tax meat!
The silence of the frogs
And still they keep on comin’—
If God is omnipotent, why does He let you suffer?
Ask the gay guy!
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{BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}
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I wish someone would ask me that!
Esprix
Can a paraplegics ejaculate?
Ask the Gay Guy.
Virtually yours,
DrMatrix
Effective Pick Up Lines
Making an utter FOOL of yourself
I LOVE YOU ALL!
I hate Coldfire
Hello all!
I Love Coldfire
Making an utter FOOL of yourself!!
“Manual Turn Signals”
“What’s Happening to the Mars Probe?”
Effective Pick-up Lines
Do you Cut Or Twirl?
(Kind of surreal there…)
Flirting
Talking to your pet in their “language”
Flirting
ISO a partner willing to go down.
Lets Go, Red Wings! (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap)
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Is my banana dead?
Please tell me Arrow is okay.
A Major Decision.
Great Instrumental Solos
Feeling Stiff?
Sorry…I just can’t help myself…
Goodbye to a Friend
< Snork! Bwa hahahahaha! I crack myself up! >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
(And from page 2 
I have to piss like a racehorse.
I may not make it through Lent!
What does your voice sound like?
Cruel and Unusual Musical Punishment
Polycarp says, “See ya later”
Axe weilding madman on the loose again…
Want some candy little girl?
This one will give you chills…
Mexican Wrestler movies
It’s an addiction!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Can you top this?
Bricker: I am your slave
“Heyyyy sexy mama! Wanna kill all humans?” -Bender, Futurama
“Your game shows reward knowledge. Ours punish ignorance!” -The Simpsons
Inferior modern dental fillings
Vegetable oil
Beating the ringtoss carnival game
Any physicists out there?
And a little SDMB play of sorts:
I don’t get this Viagra joke
Great Instrumental Solos
Can you top this?
Jump
A Baby named Lexxus