May I start?
“The Day will soon be getting brighter”
“My brother fucks a lot”
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Unfinished business…
Is Frankenberry Gay?
Pointless Barf Observations:
Favorite Hangover Cures
A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster
Sorry, I just have to do it:
Over in the BBQ Pit:
Peaceful, Honest People Can Lick It
Ellen, Anne, Get Out of My Face!
Along the same lines as the OP:
My brother fucks…A LOT
“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum
Psychotronic Lives
But he’s got a stupid name…
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
A baby named Lexxus
Gibson or Fender
I cannot recommend any of those
"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ".
Fate dangles a carrot before me!
Euphemisms for “b**wj*b”?
“Nation faces Twinkie Crisis”…“A Happy Consumer”
“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin
Over in GQ right now:
Meteorite??
Jeopardy!
What happened to the lights?
Which makes a nice little almost-haiku.
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
From MPSIMS:
I have to piss like a racehorse.
I’m trying once more…we doin’ this or what?
It’s an addiction…
I have to piss like a racehorse
Speaking of almost-haikus:
It’s an addiction!
I have to piss like a racehorse
Why do kids do this?
It’s an addiction!
NYC Needs Dope
This sign should be on the first SD page
No kissing just fucking
Beer troubleshooting
odd things we do
Is this any good?
I just had my first beer
Anyone else getting wasted today?
The man show
Just wanted to say Hi
I’m back
Suzeanne, do I know you?
I need a scapegoat
What are the highs and lows of you day
Lexicon apologizes to Kyla and means it
Describe your childhood room
I’m sure I will burn in hell for this
Weird news item
Do nuns get paid?
This is fun, except for the fact that my husband thinks I have really lost it now. He doesn’t post, so he doesn’t get it. Yet! I will get him to post one of these days and then it will be like everything else I have turned him onto. He won’t be able to get enuff, and I will have to wait my turn. 
Mistress Kricket
ROFLMAO!!! I actually fell off my chair!!
I can’t hardly type this, still laughing so hard!!!
I can’t do any better, so I won’t even try!
My kitty and puppy think I’ve flipped, they just ran over to me to see what’s wrong!!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Just caught this one, but not sure if it was intentional or not:
Esprix, who is too frightened to actually read the threads…
wow. I mean…wow. Esprix amazes me yet again. ::Applauds::
‘It’s an Addiction!’
‘Mexican wrestler movies’
TMR
“You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma
New Game
Flirting
Some help with LBMB
Axe weilding madman on the loose again
Can paraplegics ejaculate?
I love you guys
What’s the longest you’ve gone w/o sex
Curse this U.S. Economy
(my recent favourite)
I have to piss like a racehorse
Yoohoo Girlbysea
(funny watersport analogy…if you don’t know don’t ask)
HUGS!
Sqrl