LOL thats cool. 420 man… you don’t happen to live in Vegas do you?
There’s a trucking company here in Norway called Toten. They do a lot of business between central Europe and Scandinavia. So last year, waiting in line for the Oslo-Kiel ferry, we were delighted to see a line of trucks with the slogan TOTEN AUS NORWEGEN painted on the sides.
For those of you who don’t speak German, that means something like “Corpses from Norway”.
In Austria, there’s a village called Fucking. Someone whose surname derived from this village is said to have started a trucking company, and called it… erm… look, do I have to spell it out? Unfortunately I haven’t seen any of those trucks, but I have friends who swear they have. None of them have photos though!
Culver City also has a meat company with the slogan “You can’t beat our meat.”
Then there are the “In and Out Burger” bumper stickers, which most users edit so they read “In and Out urge”
Finally, there was a company called “Nice Bus” or
“1-800-Nice-Bus”. Someone, of course, added a “t” to the end, using colored tape. Judging from the high quality of the job, it was probably an “insider”.
I was following a small pickup truck recently. It was a Nissan, but someone had gotten letters that matched the manufacturer’s font exactly and had redone the lettering on the tailgate. When I got close enough to read it, it said “Pissant.”
I’ll never look at Nissans the same way again.
Chatting with a friend at a conference center, we came across a sign directing people to the “Ano-Rectal Malformations Medical Dinner”.
Without a moment’s pause, my friend turns to me and says, “I bet it’s a stand-up buffet.”
(Boy do I wish I’d thought of that! 
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I like the little metal emblem of the Jesus “fish” eating the Darwin legged fish! Touché! 
“Honi soit qui mal y pense”: In a book of fractured French Richard Taylor translated this maxim as “I honestly believe I am going to be sick”!
(anyone wanna start a thread about Fracture French, Snarled Spanish, Looney Latin, etc.?)
My friend John who uses a wheelchair has a sticker on the back of it that says…“I’d rather be walking.”
In the Chicago area there is a septic tank business whose trucks bear the motto: “We’re number one in the number two business.”
I kind of liked the variations on the card-suit “I (heart) New York” type stickers that say “I (spade) my dog.”
When on the rugby team in college, we used to take buses to away games from the “Illini Swallow” bus company. The buses proudly bore the companies name emblazoned across their sides. Occasionally the word “women” would find it’s way taped between the two words.
We recently purchase some bread from the Bimbo Bakery in Escondido. I wonder what their trucks look like…