Inspired by the other thread…
Nobby/Vimes
Sam/Bill “Just helpin’ him over the fence, Mr. Frodo!”
Miss Cleo and Suze Orman.
T’Pol and Hoshi. C’mon, it’d be hilarious. Not risque at all. Especially in the decontam chamber. Pleeeeeze?
I’ll see your Nobby/Vimes and raise you a Granny Weatherwax/Nanny Ogg:
“Gytha, what ARE you doing?”
I’ll see that and raise you a Rincewind/Librarian…
and a Binky/A’Tuin…
Puar/Yamcha? (Puar’s a guy, right?)
A slash pairing? Obvious. Freddy/Jason! Now that’s a real slash pairing!
“Oh, Jason, I knew it was true love when twelve horny teenagers died from the foreplay!”
Splorne!
Giles/Ethan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I’d like to think that Ethan was enjoying it when Giles would rough him up. “Oh, yes, I’ve been a very bad boy, Giles! You must punish me.”
Gandalf/Balrog.
Death/Auditor.
Willow/Faith.
Giles/Xander.
Cisco/Billions of dollars
Wolverine/Edward Scissorhands
I had the story in an email once–it has since disappeared. Much to my displeasure.
Mr. Ed/Francis the Talking Mule.
Oh come on, you haven’t seen bizarre Buffy slashfic until you’ve read Joyce/Faith. Really, it’s out there and I’ve seen it.
Oooo - one more:
Treebeard/Gandalf’s staff
hoom hoom hoom
Commander Data/Toaster Oven
Funny? That’s practically canon!
Porthos and a Tribble.*
*Assuming that Phlox hasn’t killed them all.
Vader/Palpatine
Threepio/Artoo
Jabba/Jar Jar
Beavis/Butthead
Al Gore/George W. Bush
Wolverine/Han Solo/Ripped Shirt Kirk
They could get in a big fight, have it be a draw, and somehow turn it into sex with each other after they seduce all the ladies they can find.