I was just reading Ukulele Ike’s butcher thread and Eve mentioned a butcher with the slogan “You Can’t Beat Our Meat”.
This reminded me of a local sewar cleaning company.
Slogan: "Your Shit Is Our Business"
Anyone else have any?
I’m fairly certain this wasn’t intended to be funny, but…
At work the other day, I needed a straightedge. So, I looked for a ruler, and grabbed the first one I found. It was a promotional item given out by a local credit union. I didn’t really pay much attention to the inscription on it until I got back to my desk. When I finally noticed what it said, I almost fell out of my chair. It had the credit union logo, followed by:
“Success is measured by our members!”
I’ll never look at that financial institution the same way again…