And am I the only one who now understands the hidden meaning behing the Prince song “Cream”
…Cream get on top, Cream don’t you stop, Cream sh-bootty yeah…
That was HIDDEN meaning??
Here is what works currently for me and Mrs. Z.
She really only like the position where she lies flat on her her back and stares pretty much straight up at the ceiling. The variations are sometimes she stares up at the back of the blindfold. And of course everybody occasionally needs some restraints. 
She enjoys the train method. Start slooooowly and sloooooowly but steadily build up speed. Not to a frantic pace but a good stong steady pace. Then she enjoys me wrapping my arm over the top of her leg and approaching her from under with a single finger. Make sure your nails are trimmed and well filed! Now the finger and the tounge work together. I’m pretty sure that at this point she is thinking about two tounges working on her at the same time. This does not bother me because in my head the second tounge belongs to Ekaterina Gordeva but I dirgress.
The real trick in my house is she loves for me to stop with the mouth and start with the…the… umm manroot while she is orgasming. One I have to remove my pants and underpants as well as shoes and socks while doing the above.
Two sometimes I’m concentrating so much on her that I’m, how shall we say, not very concentrated myself.
Three she is squirming around so much it can be difficult to hit the target.
But’s it’s all worth it.
You know how you have an ice cream cone, and it’s been a month or two since you’ve had one, so you’re really enjoying it, I mean in such a way that you’re not even worried about finishing the cone off but rather how each and every lick is an end in and of itself, and how the only time you pause is to catch melted ice cream droplets with the tip of your tongue or to scoop out the cone with your tongue like it’s some sort of spoon?
Or how about having a teensy tiny ice cube on the tip of your tongue, just balancing it there, moving your tongue slightly as the cube melts and water rolls down your chin until finally the cube is too slippery to keep balanced so you suck it into yuor mouth and gently suck on it while rolling it around with your tongue?
Well, cunnilingus is kinda like that, but you should go slower.
I’m feeling weak and breathless. I think I really must go lie down now.
[announcer voice] And Sealemon88 moves into the lead . . . [/announcer voice]
happy days…
my fella came over today…
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lots of fun
thank you dopers!!
when can you guys all get together and write a book? i would buy 25 copies for my boyfriend. in case he loses the first , or his place burns down , or he get robbed or he loans it or any of the other 21 reaasons i can think of he might not have it, i will keep the other 24 in the safety deposit box.
of course, i may never see anything but his bedroom for a couple months. and i’ll won’t get anything to eat. and i’ll starve to death (with a smile on my face).
and the coroner will have to explain to my boss what that stuff on my boyfriends face is, and he will die of embarrasment.
and then my ex will find out, and laugh until his brain explodes and he’ll die.
and then my family will look in my safety deposit box, and my old dad will have an attack and he’ll die too. and then my mom will die of grief.
and then my kids will have to live on the streets and take drugs and drink and probably die in the gutter.
and nobody will be around to feed my wienie dog, and she’ll die. the cats will have to go be wild and someone will probably take then to the pound and they’ll get gassed and die.
and then the police will come and arrest you, and the dream team will all be busy and you will all get the chair and all die painful deaths.
how could you even think about writing such a dangerous book??!?
i’d like to apolgize for that last post. my boyfriend says it is very silly. i had my teeth worked on today and i seem to be stoned. have taken way too much lortabs.
but it seemed relavant at the time.
actually , i think i spell better high.
sdar2002
I think your cats and winner dog would do fine for a while as they would feed on your smiling corpse.
I agree, sdarr2002!
Actually, I’m trying to think of a (kind and gentle) way to get my husband (who does not lurk at this site) to read this thread!
Would printing it and putting it on his pillow be too obvious?
I sent the URL to my boyfriend. Not that he needs any help . . . but I thought he might find it, um, interesting.
BTW, the lyrics for the Tubes song “Tip of My Tongue” can be found here: http://www.the-tubes.com/lyrics/tongue.htm
Everybody sing together:
“We can lick this problem;
we can work it out …”
Spiff
My sig seems to be especially appropriate for this thread …
although it seemed like a good idea at the time, a hammock in the front yard may not be the right place to try this. and it’s oral surgeons fault.