I have my own different techniques for pleasing the ladies down there. But the same routine gets to the point where it no longer pleases a woman. Anyone have any thundering-orgasm tips?
Yes. I have a sure-fire technique that works every time. It’s even brought someone women to tears, the orgasms are so tremendous. Really, it’s very good.
But it’s none of your goddamn business. It’s my trick, I figured it out, and I’ll be damned if I part with it.
My suggestion: rent a porno, and follow their lead.
I can’t stress that enough.
The late, great Sam Kinneson (Did I spell that right?) gave the greatest tutorial on cunnilingus ever published.
Do the alphabet with your tounge. Lots of capitol “T”
A lot depends on the woman… Some are so sensitive that the lightest touch of the tounge can put them thru the ceiling, while others couldn’t be stimulated with a jack hammer and a shop vac…
Oh, another thing I cannot stress enough. Blow Job is a figgure of speech!
I’ve heard some guys do their ABCs when they get bored.
Tricky! Bad bad boy! not only do you go on the SDMB, (btw I do know him in person everyone) but this as your first thread? Sheesh!
Kitty
Is he a good troll or a bad troll?
That’s nothing, Fairy Princess. Black Hole (someone I know IRL) made his first post an announcement that he has touched my breasts.
I am a good ogre, thank you very much.
In the pit, no less.
Tricky, your best bet is to practice. Assuming this is with the same person every time, ask her what she likes, what she would rather you do, do more often, not do at all, do less. Good luck to you.
Practice. Try different techniques. Experiment.
Most important:
STUDY. Night and day, if you have to. As long as it takes. And then when you’ve got it down, take every opportunity to practice some more.
ChrisCTP is right. Study and practice. Over and over. More and more.
In fact I now realise I’ve been neglecting my studies. All I need is some women for practicals…
btw pLt claims he uses the greek alphabet.
I very, very highly recommend this site. Nice, conversational style and a lot of good tips (IMNSHO).
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Falcon, you are always one step ahead of me. I need to get on the ball here!
Hey, Michi! Not to hearken back to some dead threads, but I was designated driver for a bunch of conventioneers at a strip joint for five hours last weekend (full account by request only) and I must admit there were a couple of the ladies I wasn’t, um, absolutely sure about, if you get my drift. I wanted to, uh, investigate further–for the sake of science and all–but [strike]couldn’t afford it[/strike] maintained my purity. They are definitely making those thing better!
Sorry some more,
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I find the combination of clitoral suction and the “Licking flame” technique to be one of the most effective… of course not right away… thats on the top quarter of the rising point of the bell curve. For the beginning to the first three quarters of the upward slope of the bell curve all depends on the woman and her reactions and how well you know her… hehe…
Then when BAM has occured, go back to the beginning of the bellcurve… then BAM again in VERY short time… I guarantee 
From Sex Tips for Girls by Cynthia Heimel:
How to perform oral sex: Take the penis in your mouth and suck on it.
How to perform GOOD oral sex: (several pages follow on this topic including how to swallow etc.)
Every girl should read this if she is unsure.
Licking the alphabet was the best advice ol’ Sam K. ever gave. It really works. Keeps ya moving in different directions and stops ya from forming a pattern that aint working. When you find a letter she likes, remember it and then you can use the good letters to make up different words as you go…
Of course, you can always just hold it gently with your teeth and… nevermind… that is a sophmore class topic.
CandyMan
Tricky, I subscribe to the Whammo school of a combination of licking and clitoral suction. Some well-placed pauses punctuated with nice hot breath always works wonders, but when you’re directly on something, don’t inhale through your mouth! Makes for an unpleasant rush of cool air. This is not an event for a guy, or girl :), to partake in with nasal congestion. Good breathing techniques are key.
Be a bit of a tease, and occassionally stray off with some tender kisses around the general area, but don’t stray too long!
Finally, one or two well-placed fingers at the right time will usually put 'em over the top. Find that G-spot!!! In, and up, like you’re pointing to your own face. Wouldn’t hurt to slip one in her ass, either.
You know what’s gonna happen now, don’t you? At your next oppurtunity, you’ll start thinking about all these tips. Try not to bust out laughing, it will ruin the moment.
(I have now officially seen it all on this board.)
Capital letters or small letters?