Yep. I can really see the link between using the phrase feminine hygiene products and not being welcome. Yeppers, illumination is near.
Two faced? How and when? Greedy? For what? Punishment? Overfed? Compared to whom? Overpaid? Ummm yeah right, NZ writers do usually suffer from a surfeit of royalties. Slimy? Ooookay. Suspect antipodean? Whooee getting really original there.
Who made you fucking Yoda? Congratulations, though, it’s your first sentence without a body fluid reference. You know, I don’t really mind you at all, which is something that surprises me every time I see your name. I’ll even give you this advice: “And so again begins it” is proper Yoda.