A cold beer??? I was thinking more along the lines of about three hits of brown acid, then playing ‘dizzy bat’ in a Salvador Dali exhibit.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Barges way in to convesation, please excuse the hijack…
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i also believe that i can pick up on radio signals seconds before they are broadcast through my radio, many times i can accurately guess which song is about to come on the radio before it is even played. i think that we as humans do not need radios and tvs to listen or to watch the signals that are broadcast, i think we can pick them up if we just learn how.
i1055 do you really belive this? Ive experienced the radio thing before too (actually lots of times)not sure about the before part, but Ive definately had the experience of singing to myself and turned on the radio and lo and behold the same song.
Hope no one things im nuts …
end hijack, you may go back to pilloring…
It must be that tin foil hat you’re wearing. 
That’s aluminum yu fool, tin destroys reception 
FYI, Brits call aluminum foil tin foil .
I just can’t believe you people aren’t more sensitive! Tin foil or aluminum foil hats really can do a lot to deflect the FBI intelligence gathering waves. That’s nothing to poke merry at!
And I too worry about my use of certain words. I know they are red flags. I know some day I will be held against the wall with a very nasty gun to my head and have to answer for my use of the word “betwixt”. Yes, it’s one of “those” words. That’s why I jumped that poster’s ass in IMHO about him calling me on that word. I used it, felt bad about it, but then he drew even MORE attention to it. I thought verbally assaulting him would draw the attention away from me but I think they saw.
I try very hard not to use words like “red” or “flaming” or “corrupt” as I know these words can tip off the information scroungers. I am afraid to even go to that FBI file site on the SD homepage as I know that’s just another way for them to get more information out of me. Possibly, they are using it to confirm the information they already have.
And I too feel that I am “in tune” to the radio waves around me. Why, I often can name the very song playing on the radio. I think this is much more than coincidence. I don’t need to have a radio or a TV on at the time as I have the voices in my head.
Frankly, the voices in my head are getting louder and meaner… I don’t think tin foil is enough. I’m working (secretly so don’t tell) on a new lead hat because I don’t think Superman is just a comic creation. I think that’s based on a true story and I know that he is just a tool for the government.
I would tell you more but I know my internet connection is tapped. Just like my phone. Just like my toilet. I know they want to analyze my shit because that will tell them more about me than almost anything else. I try to shit in the yard but I know they have that covered too.
Paranoidly yours,
Byz
And stay away from the brown acid.
Originally posted by G. Nome (in “Ahem”)
Okay, G. Put the Mad Libs book down and slowly back away. The nice men in white coats will take care of you now.
I’m fucking flattered, believe me. Memes! Don’t you love them?!!!
[hijack]
Handy is bad?!!? I thought he was a good poster. Links? [/hijack]
Is that the opposite of being “celibately flattered”?
And to everyone (except the guy who wants the blow-job): You are now contagious. I’d look up the word IRONY pretty damn quick if I was you. It’s the only way to stop my ideas spreading faster than Ebola on a hot day.
It just feels better.
We absolutely do not, it’s alumnium foil ;).
Well it’s not even that either is it really, aluminium…
::banging head against wall::
Everybody in the world used to call it “tin foil” because it used to be made out of tin. When they started making it out of aluminum, many of us quite rightly refused to start using four syllables when one would do.
And I can only applaud those sturdy Brits for going against the flow and even ADDING a syllable. There will always be an England…
P.S. Was the “genitical modification” a blow job? Or did I miss something else in this thread?
Anybody else think G.Nome is faking it?
I think he/she has just found a little angle, a character with a particular style that he/she has chosen to play here.
Think Silent Bob.
Did you ever notice, Mandrake, that I only drink distilled water, or rainwater?
Maybe my Irony Meter is acting up again, but reading G. Nome’s posts I would have to say that the whole thing is just a little joke.
I mean, come on. “Underwear or no underwear?” “I try to stay away from clocktowers”? I think it’s kind of funny myself, although I’d say it’s kind of tasteless to actually start her own threads, which goes a bit overboard. But you can’t actually be taking this seriously, right?
Then again, maybe this whole thread is just a joke and I’m the one being taken in. I have to go lie down.
Q. Was the “genitical modification” a blow job? Or did I miss something else in this thread?
A. Yes, and you’ll go on missing things.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO! HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO! :D:D HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO! :D:D HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO! :D:D HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO! :D:D HA-HA-HA-HA-HEE-HEE-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-WHOO-HOO-HOO!
We gotta keep this one around, kids! He/She/Possibly It is more fun than Blackadder! :wally