Cessandra, I bow to the master.
Wally, may I suggest you redirect your pique at Cessandra? (whew, saved by another poster who threw herself in front of the bullet.)
Cessandra, I bow to the master.
Wally, may I suggest you redirect your pique at Cessandra? (whew, saved by another poster who threw herself in front of the bullet.)
Consider yourself off the hook, Arnold.
You probably would have kicked my ass in a mock flame war anyway.
Cess. Thanks. Because of that post, I’m forced to learn touch-typing, BECAUSE I CAN’T FRIGGIN SEE!
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Cess, that was CLASSIC!!
Hmmm, who want to bet how long old chiefy has been at see?
I bet $20 buck that he has a royal case of blue balls, and thats why he is so pissy!

love ya scotty!
I’m not smiling at you…I have gas.
Kelli, hon. Please don’t encourage the smiley psychos.
Isn’t it enough that they’re a menace to society without you egging them on?
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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Wally, make up your mind, dude. Here’s what you posted earlier in “About this message board”.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Now, Opal, if you’d only repost that with the music from the hamster dance board! 
Thanks OpalCat for the 70s Flashback From Hell. I knew there was a reason I had to quit drugs.
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren Zevon
Moosie, I never thought that the damn things would be so grossly abused.
Everything is jake except the burning folders and the smileys.
Maybe the novelty will wear off soon. 
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Words fail me.
Chief Scott, I have had a change of heart. I want to join GROSS immediately if not sooner. Were do I send my dues?
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Oh Chiefy
lighten up :D. I really think that the
:('s are not that bad. One thing is they tend to make sure people know what is humor and what is not :).
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…
Chief-
Sign me up, immediately.
Opal, Cessandra, you two should be flogged with shoelaces for that.
Your cards are in the mail mully, wally et al.
I shall abandon my hissy-fit (as it has been categorized in the Pit) and confine my anti-smiley campaign to my sig line.
I thank you for your tolerance.
You are now leaving a “Smiley-free zone”!
A public service message brought to you by G.R.O.S.S.
I like the smileys!

…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
Opal, I have just propsed marriage to you in your thread for the animated flashing smiley pic with music.
Great work. 
The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet!
Wally sez:
Hmmm…I’d give you odds here, Wally, since your creativity has in the past been proven to be nearly infinite, whereas “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” is only so long.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.