Become a charter member of GROSS!
The
Get
Rid
Of
Stupid
smilieS
club (w/ apologies to Bill Watterson) is now accepting applications. Just pledge never to use them and you’ll receive a handsome wallet card identifying yourself as a member.
Additionally, you will be entitle to razz anyone who does use 'em, and become my friend for life.
Oh Chiefy 
Why are they buggin’ you? 
Anything’s better than the flaming folders.
Oh, count me in !
I haven’t been this irritated since I had that diaper rash 25 years ago…
Sign me up, Chief.
When you’re right, you’re right. Right?
We should have a rule that you get mocked when you use 'em.
And a pox on those that use the animated ones.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Geeze! If you guys get upset about smilies, I wonder how you react when something really bad happens.
Now that people know how much you hate 'em, they’ll probably pepper their posts with 'em. Heck, that’s something I’d do. Must resist using smilies!
I don’t like the flaming folders, either.
There! So smilies! Happy?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I am in, but only if I get to be First Vice Admiral Chief of Smiley Restitution and Reconstruction.
So, they added annoying flames and smilies that become very old very quick. And all it took was 7+ hours? Yippee.
Of course, as a bonus, I also lost quite a few posts.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Mully, I noticed that also. I had 1500+ the other day and now it seem I have about 80 or 90 less. And I got an old sig line back. Ah well.
Do you guys think we should make up a new decoration for the Chief’s salad bar with a shitload of smilies?
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
I like smilies :D, and I’m not embarassed :o to admit it. People that don’t like them 
because they think they’re not cool 
should lighten up :rolleyes:.
I am also puzzled and even a little upset :mad: that the number of my posts has diminished.
Come on ;), you know someone was going to do it :p! Just don’t flame me :eek: for this post :).
Yeah, what WALLYM7 said.
Arnold, if you ever do that again, I shall taunt you mercilessly.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
I laugh at you, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Why would I want to join G.R.O.S.S.?
I’m already a member of the Icy Black Hand of Death Club!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
/
Keep a civil tongue in your head when you address your betters, Arnold.
It’s common knowledge that you like to cavort with small woodland animals, and hang around the schoolyard with a bag of candy.
Probably do a little experimenting with power tools, as well.
But what really bothers me is that you have the audacity to speak to me without an appointment.
Repent, or I shall taunt you yet again.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Hey Wally,
Next time say “Your father was a baboon’s rump and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors”
I’m gonna steal that one, Miss.
Thanx.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
ARRRGGGG!
MY EYES!
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
My fucking point, exactly!!
::Cess skates onto the thin ice and jumps up and down repeatedly screaming “Fuck ChiefScott!! Fuck ChiefScott!!”::
What can I say, you were asking for it.
Geez, the old ones were bad enough. If we have to have them, I hope people can make moderation the watchword, so to speak.
It’s like the board was taken over by beanie babies, or teletubbies or something.