Or…
In which Shoes gets cranky and unladylike.
I find it astounding that you lazy little assholes ever mustered the energy and self- reliance to leave the comfort and ease of living under mommy and daddy’s roof. The excrement from your pets, that which you refuse to take responsibility for, could easily replace the matter filling your cranial cavity and no one would be the wiser. It would probably be an iimprovement.
What in all that is holy is WRONG with you snotty, inconsiderate, lazy-ass, ARROGANT pimples on the ass of society???
One of these creatures actually took his two dogs out, let them crap in the already over burdened dog walking area, PRETENDED (because I was standing in my stairwell pretending to look at the birds), to pick up the scoop, and then the SECOND he saw that I saw that, he put it back down, and walked his dogs back to the stoop of his section of the apartments.
Where, believe it or not, he scraped residual 'walking in the dog area" crap and dirt off onto the common steps and entered his stairwell!!!
It’s bad enough that the dog area is so abused and overburdened (I never use it, I walk my dog to the edge of the parking lot, where the little cretins are too lazy to go, and let my dog go there, AND then I clean it up), but these same Grrrr, I can’t even THINK of anything bad enough to call them SuBHUMANS, leave their pets’ poop all over the walkways, parking lots, and trail to the poop disposal can (where those of us who ARE being responsible and to carefully tiptoe up to to avoid getting dog crap all over our shoes).
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, now see? This is where some good old fashioned blue language would do, but not being well versed in it, I can’t even think of anything bad enough.
But would be more than happy for commiseration and assistance in this area.
Jerks…assholes…what would be more fitting? Help me here :mad:
