[QUOTE=Zebra]
You’ll get my hentei when you pry it from my cold dead tentacles.
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Why bother doing that when you can just offer the corpse to a few kids from Wisconsin if they pry it out for you?
[QUOTE=PoorYorick]
Yeah, I felt the same way until I moved from Oklahoma to Louisiana, where angels and demons are real and evolution is a fantasy. My favorite letter to the editor was printed in the Shreveport paper a few years ago. It seems that a certain lady was upset about Daylight Savings Time since the extra hour of sunlight burned her lawn.
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Oh good Lord. A few nights ago one of my coworkers, quite the extreme Baptist sort, looked at a WoW box and said, “This looks like witchcraft.”
Something tells me she wasn’t talking fluffy-bunny Wicca sort of witchcraft either. (Note: I know not all Wiccans are fluffy. I only mean a subset of them.)
“It’s just fantasy,” I said. Boy, did that take restraint on my part. She didn’t answer.