From the people who brought you “Hey Y’all Watch This” and “People Like You Make Jesus Puke” comes the latest thing about this stupid fucking place that makes you want to quit your job and run screaming to the Texas border…
The Oklahoma State Legislature 2009
In the midst of a national economic crisis, only one deliberative body has the balls to cowboy up and git 'er done. Faced with rising unemployment, a precipitously declining revenue stream, collapsing infrastructure, a muslim sleeper agent in the White House, gun grabbers, the homosexual agenda, the Satanic power of the most anti-Christian nation in the world, and school kids who still can’t fucking read, there is only one option.
Ban shit that doesn’t happen.
This legislative season, bring your whole family along for a wild ride into the depths of silly, useless laws.
You’ll flip your wig in freaked-out futility at the new law making it illegal to give a student a bad grade for stating he is a Christian in an assignment which is otherwise A-grade material.
You’ll gape in utter thunderstruckness* at another new law banning abortion for the purpose of gender selection.
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You’ll see up close the brain-meltingly stupid ban on human cloning that has passed the House and is ‘this’ close to Senate approval.
None of this crap has ever, nor will ever, happen here or possibly anwhere else in America? Tough shit. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, hippy. You’re the reason the terrorists are winning.
Hopefully not coming soon to a state near you.
Rated HFSYBGCBSFSZJYA*
*Holy Fucking Shit You Backwards Grassfuckers Can’t Be Fucking Serious, Sweet Zombie Jesus You Are
for ball-shattering stupidity, fiddling while Rome burns, wasted opportunities, rewarded corruption, deliberate misleading of the public, powermad attempts to control everything that everybody does ever, and graphic depictions of phony religiosity disguised as good governance.
With bonus short “Where are Your Fucking Priorities, Motherfuckers?” about a place where the voters will approve a 1% sales tax increase to raise $180 million to improve a 6 year old sports arena so that the local robber barons don’t have to pay out of their own pockets, but won’t approve a 1% sales tax increase to fix the rotted-out roads and bridges.
I Hate It Here