Hi, we're assholes and proud of it! (Rep. Sally Kern)

A thousand people show up to “stand with sally kern” over her remarks that gays are a bigger threat to the USA than terrorists.

Go lick Fred Phelps’ pustulent scrotum you jerks.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/04/02/national/a112522D34.DTL&tsp=1

Sally Kern is a peculiar creature. There’s a bright side to this idiocy, though. When a thousand people go to the statehouse to support an entity that says something is a bigger threat than terrorists…

It means the terrorists are losing! woohoo.

If there was ever a rally that needed to be bombed by a gay-terrorist, this is it.

ETA:

Oklahoma is also home of Senator Coburn who said:

and

They must really hate the gay there in OK (ironic since the only reason most of us know the state exists is due to musical theater).

Senator, gay people are less likely than anyone else to have a personal stake in abortion.

As for multiple sexual partners, I think you’ll find straights did it first. (And better. :wink: )

You know, it just occurred to me this minute, and for the first time ever, that the name of this message board and its parent column might just possibly be construed as homophobic.

Wouldn’t it be…errr…“heterophobic”. It’s not a good thing to be a dope.

I agree, as a straight person, I find the idea that we’re somehow dependent on the Gay community for sexual deviancy insulting. We can be plenty deviant without their help. For example, this one time…

(only letting one girl going to the bathroom) Now thing about WHAT? That’s ALWAYS been the rule when I was in school-only one person could use the lavatory at a time. The main reason only one person could use the bathroom at a time was so we couldn’t goof off instead of using said bathroom and then going back to class.

Not that it worked. During recess, my friends and I used to throw wet paper towels up at the ceiling so they’d stick. Which they did. For years.

At Band Camp? :slight_smile:

:: points finger ::

LESBIANS!!!

There’s a state called Oklahoma? :eek: You must be thinking of Alaska, or Kentucky?

Well, the way they see it, I believe, gays aren’t capable of real love, like heterosexuals are. There is no emotion in their relationships at all; it’s just about sex, and never anything more. That’s why we can’t let 'em marry, y’know. :rolleyes:

Knowing the true orientation of so many people who are anti-gay enough to go to a damn rally about it, I’d bet that an enterprising businessman could have made a killing by walking around in a bulky trench coat at the gathering and surreptitiously selling gay porn.

:dubious: Dude, if you’re gonna steal my business model, you have to pay me scale.

I’m pretty sure I saw a movie about rampant teenage lesbians, but I think they were also vampires.

No, the only problem in those states is a surfeit of sweaty backwoods man-on-man action! Squeal like a pig, boy! :stuck_out_tongue:

I missed out! I never encountered rampant lesbianism in high school… perhaps I’m not their type.
I’m NOT proud to be an Oklahoman. I’ve encountered so many hypocritical Christian assholes here in the “Bible Belt” that talk about being Christ-like and loving people, blah blah blah, yet they have that same “Gays are ruining the world” attitude. No, those types of people are ruining the world with their intolerance of anything other than what they believe.
If I wasn’t so tired I would rant more but that mildly sums up my feelings about Sally Kern and people like her.

You can catch up by doing a little surfing on the 'Net. Try Googling on “teen pRon” or “lesbian teenie” or “home mortgage.”

I never encountered it either, per se; I just blamed it for the fact that I never got laid.

Yep, the girls at my high school were dykes, every last one of 'em. :cool:

At least she doesn’t live in Iowa, where the fifth columnists are building landing strips for gay Martians! I swear to God!

Cool! I can see my house from there! :smiley: At least I am out of the landing pattern for the Gay UFOs though.

…Gay UFO…band name?