Sally and her supporters are kind of funny. It’s not like Oklahoma is a hot bed of openly gay people. They all leave as soon as they can. So for the most part they are attacking a group of people about which they have no frame of reference.
These people just need a good bogeyman for their hostility. If it weren’t gay people it would be some other group.
Maybe they should camp it up a little bit.
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Maybe they should camp it up a little bit.
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Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number offspring of a jackal. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out. Don’t come the mullah bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you terrorist fairy. Whoops, don’t look now girls the cell leader’s just minced in with that dolly field operative, two, three, ooh-ho!
[QUOTE=Simplicio]
They must really hate the gay there in OK (ironic since the only reason most of us know the state exists is due to musical theater).
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O-o-o-o-o-o-oh! …klahoma, where the butt sex feels really good!
[QUOTE=Cowburn]
“Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in Southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it.”
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Oh I’ve been thinking about it for years man.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
O-o-o-o-o-o-oh! …klahoma, where the butt sex feels really good!
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Wow, total flashback.
An old roommate and I had a running joke about the first song from L’il Abner.
It’s a buttfucking day
In Doggystyle, USA
Where buttfucking folks
Do things in a buttfucking way
You can’t buy memories like that, folks.
Only in Oklahoma would the trained seals turn out to support increased intolerance towards productive, respectable people who just might have something to contribute to this hole in the center of the continent, based solely on a vague distaste for things they do when nobody is looking. Every day I live here, a little bit more of my humanity calves off like icebergs from a glacier. What’s really funny about the rampant lesbian high school restroom orgy thing (aside from the insight it gives into the deepest fantasies of Mr. Coburn and his constituents) is that at the time he ejaculated that horseshit for the masses, an official from the school in question said there was in fact, no one-at-a-time policy of any kind. Nice fact checking, dipshit. Looking at the photos of the rally, though, you can’t help but think that these genetic defectives deserve each other. I Hate It Here.
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Maybe they should camp it up a little bit.
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Yashir, so look fabulous with all that Kohl!
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
The main reason only one person could use the bathroom at a time was so we couldn’t goof off instead of using said bathroom and then going back to class.
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“Goof off”? Is that what they’re calling it nowadays? 
[QUOTE=Furious_Marmot]
… I Hate It Here.
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You could flee to a more tolerant, accepting, and sophisticated Texas. Never thought I’d say that.
This may be the most brilliant state promotional campaign ever.
Oklahoma: Now Think About It.
Oklahoma: Two girls. One bathroom.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number offspring of a jackal. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out. Don’t come the mullah bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you terrorist fairy. Whoops, don’t look now girls the cell leader’s just minced in with that dolly field operative, two, three, ooh-ho!
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Oh, my god…was the last experience you had with catty camp from watching The Boys In The Band?! That kind of catty is SO last decade…
[QUOTE=jayjay]
Oh, my god…was the last experience you had with catty camp from watching The Boys In The Band?! That kind of catty is SO last decade…
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I think that was Monty Python, actually.
[QUOTE=Miller]
I think that was Monty Python, actually.
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Goddamit! You see what happens when people start changing the words around? I completely lose my place!
:smack:
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Maybe they should camp it up a little bit.
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[QUOTE=elucidator]
You could flee to a more tolerant, accepting, and sophisticated Texas. Never thought I’d say that.
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Just last week, I bewildered a (New York native) friend by saying “I wish I could live in Texas, it’s so cosmopolitan and progressive.” Never thought I’d say that, either.
“Studies show no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades,”
Uhh…Ancient Greece?
“You cannot separate your faith from life,”
YOU cannot, evidently, separate belief from fact.
[QUOTE=Furious_Marmot]
Just last week, I bewildered a (New York native) friend by saying “I wish I could live in Texas, it’s so cosmopolitan and progressive.” Never thought I’d say that, either.
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Actually, Texas does have that side to it in addition to the W & Co. side, according to this book, which I’m sure nobody would ever have written about Oklahoma.
I’m certainly thinking about it and it’s fucking hot!!
Marc
