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At least she doesn’t live in Iowa, where the fifth columnists are building landing strips for gay Martians! I swear to God!
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I like you Stuart. You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park.
Marc
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They must really hate the gay there in OK (ironic since the only reason most of us know the state exists is due to musical theater).
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Nonsense. Everyone knows Carnegie, Oklahoma, home of the Carnegie Canna Festival.
*"Carnegie is a town in Caddo County.
The community was named for Andrew Carnegie, industrialist and philanthropist.
The latitude of Carnegie is 35.103N. The longitude is -98.603W.
It is in the Central Standard time zone. Elevation is 1,309 feet."*
This year’s festival will be Sept. 28. There will be funnel cakes.
[QUOTE=Furious_Marmot]
Just last week, I bewildered a (New York native) friend by saying “I wish I could live in Texas, it’s so cosmopolitan and progressive.” Never thought I’d say that, either.
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It depends on were in Texas. I am 100 miles from the OK boarder. I have never seen so much as a gay pride bumper sticker.
I moved from Atlanta which is surronded by a highway perimeter, 285, a joke there is “Once your outside 285 your back in Georgia.”
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It depends on were in Texas. I am 100 miles from the OK boarder. I have never seen so much as a gay pride bumper sticker.
I moved from Atlanta which is surronded by a highway perimeter, 285, a joke there is “Once your outside 285 your back in Georgia.”
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Good point. But at least Texas and Georgia have cities like that. Oklahoma City has…about a thousand raving assholes with nothing better to do on a Wednesday, judging from the news.
I find it completely unfathomable that people from freaking Oklahoma City could possibly think that gays are a bigger threat to America than terrorists. I mean, I understand that religious views are frequently irrational and all, but for some reason this just bugs the hell out of me.
McVeigh was a fag…
So, no Oklahomo puns?
[QUOTE=Nametag]
So, no Oklahomo puns?
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How about “It’s OK to be gay!”
Or “Gay is OK!”
[QUOTE=LurkMeister]
How about “It’s OK to be gay!”
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Especially when touring the Panhandle!
[QUOTE=Simplicio]
They must really hate the gay there in OK (ironic since the only reason most of us know the state exists is due to musical theater).
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Ah, yes… Oklahoma, where teh gey comes sweeping down the plain.
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I’m pretty sure I saw a movie about rampant teenage lesbians, but I think they were also vampires.
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They were. It was on Cinemax, I do believe. Late at night.
I wonder what good ole Sally thinks about what those “christian” straight folks were up to in Texas recently. I bet the spin on that would be bigger than the Eva Gabor Wig she wears…