Thanos has been orchestrating some extraordinary beat downs and humiliations for Galactus for a while now. Will there ever be payback?
Really? The only instance that comes to my mind is the Infinity Gauntlet affair. But then, I can’t remember the last time I read a comic with Thanos in it. Can you elaborate?
I do agree that Galactus has become sort of a cosmic punching bag in general over the last twenty years or so. The first thing Writer X does when he wants us to take his new creation Zoltar the Unknowing seriously is to have him beat up Galactus.
The latest is the “Annihilation Wave” series where Thanos orchestrated him getting beat down, immobilized, then turned into living cosmic energy processor/collection unit.
Thanos also managed to trick a hungry Galactus into spending the whole night wandering through the Crab Nebula searching for “Planet Snipe.”
Then there was the time Galactus was about to consume a planet for breakfast, only to discover that Thanos had filled his sugar bowl with salt.
Thanos also does the thing where he reaches around and taps Galactus on the opposite shoulder, so that when Galactus looks that way there’s no one there. With that helmet, Galactus has no peripheral vision so he falls for it every time.
:: shamefaced ::
That was me, actually.
Remember the time he replaced Galactus’s razor with the Ultimate Nullifyer? Good thing he also took out the batteries.
Remember when Thanos challenged Galactus to kick that football, only to yank it away at the last moment?
AAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Oh, c’mon! Give the guy a break…he’s only trying to impress Death.
And you guys get mad at us ‘rasslin’ fans when the Great Khali squashes some poor jabroni only to be taken out by THE AMAZING FLAVOR OF THE MONTH next week.
Although I personally quit collecting comics after Tales To Astonish #465 when Thanos put a banana in Galactus’s tailpipe when Galactus was trying to pick Infinity up for the prom.
[sub]“music of the night” was the theme that year… poor galactus…[/sub]
Galactus is the jock and Thanos is the nerd. It’s obvious who comic book creators are going to side with in that situation.
Here’s one example.
Was Thanos larger than usual, or was Galactus smaller than usual?
Thanos is pretty tall when drawn in perspective; I think he’s around 8-foot. He usually towers over people who don’t get towered over.
And it’s not unheard of for Galactus to get down to a puny twenty feet or so when dealing with mortals. (Yes, Thanos is an eternal but that’s just peanuts compared to Galactus.)
So the scale here isn’t really that screwy. Thanos is being drawn at his proper height; Galactus shorter than he may use in some appearances but consistent with how he has done things before.
The fact that Thanos can just knock him over on the other hand… I suspect Galactus was just feeling sorry for the poor nerd and let him get a good shot in so that Thanos would feel better about himself.
Keep in mind that Ol Purple Puss is an Eternal. He has massive amounts of energy to throw around, and when he runs out he just needs to rest to get more.
Big G has The Power Cosmic. However, he very carefully avoids wasting energy as he can only recharge by eating a planet. To Galactus it is ‘Easier to let the mosquito bite than to swat it’
I don’t see Galactus ever taking traditional revenge. He knows the Mad Titan won’t stay dead ands keeps finding ways to omnipotence.
In fairness to Galactus, he bounced back from that attack pretty well.
But posting that with the first scan I posted would have gone against the whole “Galactus getting Punk’d by Thanos” thing.