Ok, so it’s not the movie sequel that would, undoubtedly, sink Titanic, but I’ll take it.
Piffle. It’s not a movie at all! I don’t care about the characters–I wanted to see Rickman/Shaloub/Weaver/Rockwell back in action. 
By Grabthar’s Hammer, meh, I just wanted to be the first to use this quote
Actually, GQ would make a good parody series…
I would have totally watched Galaxy Quest if it were an actual show. Or even a show about making the show. I don’t care, Galaxy Quest was just that awesome.
I see you finally found a way to get your shirt off.
Look, I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Just like mother used to make. 
Those poor people!
Oh! That’s just not right!
I’ll be using the Maktar stealth haze as I peruse this thread.
Oh.
Trivia note: The kid who’s the huge fan of the series grew up to be the “I’m a Mac” guy in the Apple ads. He was also a doctor in the cult film Idiocracy as well as Bruce Willis’s sidekick in Live Free or Die Harder. At least he’s playing outside.
Didn’t you guys ever watch this show!?!?
Whoever wrote this episode should die.
Really? Cool!
I always had the feeling that in different drafts of the script that the four kids had a much bigger part.
I feel like I did watch the show, it was called Star Trek and went on the air in 1966. 
Hey, get a room guys!
You’re Melllvar?
Hey guys, there’s a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. . . I think we’re the green-thingy.