Inspired by Dragwyr’s sig :
If God had meant for man to fly we’d be born sitting three across holding air sickness bags.
Supply your own.
If God had meant for me to swim, he would have given me fins and clamshell boobs.
If God had meant for me to use a computer, I’d have been born GUI, not gooey.
If God had meant for us to get fucked, he’d have put a hole in our ass. 
If God had meant for us to live peaceably together, why did He create so many intractable assholes???
I really suck at puzzles… Buenos Vertigo!
If God had meant for man and woman to be together, He’d have given us Slot A and Tab B.
If gawd had meant for us to have lives, he wouldn’t have invented the computer.
Where the hell is GaWd, anyway?
If God wanted me to know your opinions on politics, he’d have tatooed them on your forehead.
If God had intended for us to drink beer, he’d have given us mouths.
[sub]I think I’m stealing that from someone. Sorry. :D[/sub]
If God meant for me to iron, why’d he come up with dry cleaners?
Nice one elfkin!
If God had intended for us to sleep, he would not have invented the Straight Dope.
If god wanted me to wash my car why’d he invent rain?
If God didn’t want us to have all the answers he wouldn’t have given us Cecil.
If God had meant for people to talk on cellphones while driving, He should’ve given people the gift of telepathy.
If God, then I’m in trouble.
If God had meant for men to think rationally, he wouldn’t have given women boobs.
If God didn’t have a sense of humor, explain JDT.
If god had meant for us to something, he would have something something.
HUGS!
Sqrl
If god had meant for me to be happy, he would have given me a different life.
If God had not wanted us to wank, he would have made our arms shorter.