Inspired by this thread.
The object is for you to pick a set of questions (or a couple of sets, if you feel like it, but I’d ask you to limit it to three sets of questions, max), and then make like you’re God and answer them.
Like this:
Answer#1: Yes. Now go find it.
Answer#2: :checks little black book: You may not want to know the answer to that.
Answer#3: No. I gave you monkeys a paradise, and then you screwed it up with your polluting ways. C’mon, I said, “Be Fruitful, And Multiply,” but you people are taking that to extremes. In short: you broke it, you own it. You want paradise on Earth? Make it yourself."
Answer#1: :glowers, throws around some lightning:
Answer#2: Nope.
Answer#3: Honey roast, or salted? Oh, who am I kidding? Gimme.
Answer#1: Yes. What? You want exposition now, too?
Answer#2: Sure! * :points finger, turns 1 into 6:* Pretty neat, eh? Wanna split a sixer?
Answer#3: Sure. Why not? :snaps finger, turns picker into a fish: