Again and always, this is the spoiler free thread. If you want spoilers, head over there.
Last week Jon made it to the Wall and found out that people like his uncle are few and far between; the Wall is not a glorious place. Ned and his daughters make it to King’s Landing and we’re introduced to a bunch of new characters. On Robert’s Small Council we have Varys, the master of whisperers, Renly, Roberts younger brother, Petyr ‘Littlefinger’ Baelish, the master of coin and Catelyn’s childhood friend, and Grand Maester Pycelle. The crown is heavily in debt, to the Lannisters, but Robert still wants to throw an expensive tourney to honor Ned. Arya and Sansa fight, but Arya gets something she’s wanted for a while, a dancing master.
Have at it.