I’m gonna skip back to Roadwalker’s match-up and vote for the Duke boys – there were two of them, plus Daisy would stop Burt in his drooling tracks far longer than Sally Fields would distract either of the Dukes.
back to MiG-28/F-19…
ever seen fight club?who would win in a fight between…
Ghandi and Edward Norton
Ghandi.
Ed would of course immediately kicking the shit out of him, and the Mahatma would just stand there and take it.
after 5 minuites of bloodying his knuckes, Ghandi would simply say, “I forgive you, my son.”
At which point Norton would drop to his knees and weep with guilt in front of such a fine example of Humanity.
Yeah, right.
DAMN STRAIGHT I love this game!
Imperial Star Destroyer vs Argo/Yamato (Star Blazers)
Star Blazers. EVeryone knows that even a super star destroyer can be taken out by a simple kamikaze strike to the control room.
Brett Easton Ellis VS Ernest Hemingway
A fair fight? Eh? have any of these rest of these senarios been “fair”? 
Besides, who said anything about night?
I’m sure if pushed to fight for their lives, Ninja’s might be pressed to get out of bed!
MiG-28 vs F-19?
The F-19, there’s nothing that 2 people in the cockpit can’t do. Te MiG’s are fast and agile, but a co pilot is an extra brain, and that is sweet.
**Brett Easton Ellis VS Ernest Hemingway? **
Ernie plays nice and buys Brett drink after drink until he’s pished, then hits Brett with an empty over the head, Ernie wins!
Roman Emperor Octavian vs. Pepin the short, first Carolingian King of the Franks?
Octavian, 'cause short people got no reason to live.
Michael Meyers vs. Jason Voorhees (a link to people more obsessed about this stuff than we are. 
They’ve even done a few we’ve mentioned, such as Ripley vs. Sarah Connor and Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo)
Yep, those links say it all.
Circumcision vs Root Canal
Circumcision gets all the pre-bout attention with the “I’m gonna eat your foreskin!” but Root Canal knocks out Circumcision easily in the third round with superior pain, expense, bleeding, lasting power and the patented tooth grind grimace!
Circumcision doesn’t remember the bout at all, and in the later years, claims everyone should fight Root Canal!
On to the Title Card!!
Ray Raymano armed with The Power of Scrubbing Bubbles!
vs.
Danny Tanner armed with The Power of Selsun Blue!
Danny Tanner couldn’t survive Raymond’s endless whining.
Lemmy of Motorhead vs Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie wears lots of make up to look as tough as Lemmy does naturally. Lemmy in five.
A Doberman vs. George Bush Jr, circa 1982
Junior.
Shit…I successfully fought off a doberman myself. Imagine what a drunk/stoned gun-crazy Texan could do.
Perry Mason vs Matlock
Matlock, because that “I’m just a dumb ol’ country lawyer” schtick of his makes his judicial opponents underestimate him every time. Plus, he’s not Hamilton Berger, who was always Perry Mason’s bitch.
John Walker Lindh vs. Benedict Arnold
Benedict Arnold.
He managed to get away and live the rest of his days in England.
We GOT Lindh’s ass nailed to the wall.
Lorena Bobbitt vs O.J. Simpson
O. J. ‘cause he killed two people and semi-got away with it, while Loreena’s ex got his dick reattached and starred in a porno and Loreena got nuthin’.
Charles Nelson Reilly vs. Paul Lynde
Ahh, two celebrities best known for their respective regular positions on game shows.
Only Paul Lynde was deemed exemplary enough to be appointed
“Center Square” on the Hollywood Squares.
Oh, Yeah, he was the voice of the rat in “Charlotte’s Web”.
Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson-Lethal Weapon) vs John McClane(Bruce Willis-Die Hard)
John McClane, his wife was divorcing him, and he ended up a boozin brawler. Riggs’ wife died, and then he gave up the booze. Clean and sober can’t stand up to a po’ed drunken New Yorker upset at having another holiday ruined.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Xena, the Warrior Princess
OHH, GOOD ONE!
Both are experts in hand-to-hand combat with demons, but only Xena has the boomerang/frizbee thingy, and can go toe to toe with Greco-Roman GODS.
Xena in 5 rounds.
Carrot Top vs Gallagher
Carrot Top keeps pulling out his stupid gadgets, but it ends really quickly when Gallager brings out the sledgehammer, and instead of smashed watermelon, we get smashed Carrot Top.
Woodstock vs. Altamont
Woodstock.
3days of love and music is better than getting beaten to death by the Hells Angels.
Tokyo Rose vs Yoko Ono