Urkel is the Uber-Nerd, and will out-spaz Screetch to the point of calling William Daniels “Kitt.”
Jesus vs Buddha
Buddha, Jesus is too thin, and Buddha would get him in a bear hug and it’d be all over.
Reggie Jackson vs. Jessie Jackson
Jesse: “Why …must we…”
Reggie: Cracks him in the face with a Louisville Slugger.
Agent Dana Scully vs. Agent Clarice Starling
Clarice scares too easy. Scully would have her reduced to whimpers in 5 minutes.
Howza bout…
Real World: Las Vegas vs. Real World: New Orleans
Their collective annoyance/asshat factors are exactly the same so they would annihilate each other, much like matter/antimatter do when they meet.
Starbucks Coffee vs Seattle’s Best Coffee
Starbucks… Too large of a chain compared to one city…
Carrothead(The 1800CALLATT guy) vs Alf
Alf.
He actually had his own series about a decade ago.
Besides, annoying puppets are better on the nerves than annoying humans.
Kelsey (Charles Bronson in Death Wish) vs The Punisher
The Punisher 'cause he seemingly has access to every kind of weaponry short of atomics, plus he doesn’t like other vigilantes.
Tag teams:
Itchy & Tom vs Jerry & Scratchy ?
Jerry and Scratchy.
ALL CARTOON MICE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!
Phantasm flying silver skull-drilling spheres
vs
Mark McGuire
Mark McGwire – he has steroids on his side. Better living through chemistry and all that.
Mr. Moose from “Captain Kangaroo”
vs.
Bullwinkle the Moose
Bullwinkle ‘cause he has legs and can move around while Mr. Moose wouldn’t be able to do anything except lie there and take a James Caan Godfather garbage can style beatin’!!!
Anaheim Angels Rally Monkey vs Baltimore Orioles Wild Bill Hagy
Uh…ummm…
Not really familiar with either of them. So…
Eenie, meenie, miney, MOE!
Bill Hagey…juct because;)
The Sopranos vs the Corleones
duh, the Corleones – they didn’t need no stinkin’ shrinks.
battle of the disgraced TV icons –
Martha Stewart vs. Rosie O’Donnell
C3PO v R2D2
and
Frodo Baggins V Harry Potter
Okay, cleaning up here…
Rosie over Martha by KO. One good bodyslam, and Martha snaps in half like a week-old breadstick.
Artoo over Threepio, by KO. Threepio is unarmed, and a spaz to boot, whereas Artoo has all sorts of dangerous little gadgets (arc welder, fire extinguisher, etc.).
Potter over Baggins, by decision. Sure, Frodo’s got that sword, and a ring that makes him invisible, but every time he uses that ring, scary headless zombie guys come after him. Potter might take a while to find the little guy, but once he does, it’s all over.
Next up! Battle of the Will Grahams - William Peterson (Manhunter) vs. Edward Norton (Red Dragon).
Ed Norton is my BOY!
See that action in Fight Club?
He Know’s how to take a beating, and come back to give some.
Gandalf vs Obi Wan Kenobi
Okay…
How about The Roadrunner vs Sonic the Hedgehog
or
The Borg vs the Living Dead
C’mon, guys, keep this thread alive!
I would say Roadrunner would win, as he has the uncanny ability to have incredibly bad luck befall his adversaries. If Sonic is using his ACME running shoes, he’s already lot.
Ghengis Khan vs a Ford Pinto
Khan is a pretty tough mofo, but those Pinto’s never seem to go away, and I can’t see Kahn able to resist just one quick spin in the Pinto.
The Borg would assimilate the living dead really easily. No contest.
And as for Gandalf vs Obi Wan, I need clarification, Old Obi or Ewan Obi?
My challenge:The Predator vs. The Terminator