Gay sports bar names

Dicks.

The “End Zone”

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The Other Team

See post #8

In post #9 I was told we don’t use the term.:wink:

To add on to this idea:

Dicks Sporting Woods.
It’s a golf-themed bar.

Cleanliness. Especially immaculate women’s rooms.

Sports.

There’s one in my city now, I should go check it out…

Back in my more clueless days a few friends and I were walking back to our car from a game at Wrigley Field and stopped in an bar. I went to take a piss and I couldn’t believe how nice the men’s room was!
Apparently we stuck out.
A couple guys helpfully made our acquaintance and asked if we (a bunch of drunk morons in Cubs gear) were aware of where we were.
They were very nice. It was like “you’re welcome to stay, but you DO know where you are, right?”
I suspect this kind of thing happened often and they were used to dealing with it.

The Ball Sack (with something like thison the sign)

Bats & Balls.

Louganis Lounge.

Martina’s Place (for a lesbian sports bar).

Shirts ‘n’ Skins.

Ridin’ the Pine.

We as in actual gay people. If someone opened a bar under that name and held it out as a gay bar, I seriously doubt it would get much business. It would be clear that it was owned by a straight person that had no understanding of the audience he was trying to market to.

NASCAR Themed: The Pole Position

Big Putts.

Ah, yes I’ve been told I’m not a real gay man before and I also never got the official word list memo. I never get any of the memos.:mad: Also since I never liked bars and or sports, what can you expect but a poor attempt at humor.
:);):smack:

Hit For The Cycle
Fourth And Long
The End Zone
The Backdoor Pass
The Empty Net

Eh, sorry I forgot. (I knew that about you) To be fair, I did say it was amusing. Just that ‘batting for the other team’ is something I’ve never heard from a gay person, only straight people trying to use a euphemism.

Edit - I was going to PM you a personal apology, but looks like you have them turned off.

No need for an apology. I’m weird, I get stuck on things I shouldn’t.

Take Care

I would think that gay people would refer to **straight **people as ‘batting for the other team,’ if they were so inclined to refer to human sexuality as being a team sport.

‘Other’ being the key word here. It’s all perspective, people!

How about a gay sports bar called The Gay Team. That way gay people would see it and go “Hey, that’s our team. I’m gonna step up to the plate and swing my bat inside there.” And straight people would see it and go “Hey, that’s the other team. I’m not going to swing my bat in there.” Unless they were bi-curious, and then they might say “I wonder if this team needs a switch hitter tonight?”

There are many bars near me, both gay and straight. I find it funny that The Cubby Bear is a straight bar and the North End is a gay bar.

A gay golf bar should be called The 19th Hole.

DC has a gay sports bar called Nellies, not really a pun, but there it is.

The Squeeze Play

Big Bats (Where the boys swing the Big Wood)

The Crease

Benchwarmers

Jocks (Where the cups runneth over)