Gee, Dexter, do you get pissy over ALL harmless jokes, or just mine?

[Skywatcher]

@Wolfian

I would have also accepted “pwns.”

Why? Do you run a pwn shop?

[Miller]

@Demo

Sorry, but I’m kind of obsessed with this thread. I swear I don’t normally look at this kind of thing but, umm, NoClueBoy I just saw you had 12,266 posts. Do you actually do anything else other than post to this message board or are you just aspiring to be the next Handy?

Now that I agree with. 12,000 posts? Get a life, ya fuckin’ loser.

[Demo]

@Lute Skywatcher

You’re certainly something but I’m not sure what.

Ummm, OK? Were you going to explain your response or should I just assume you were talking out of your ass? See, I thought you were implying Steven King was a good writer. Your response implied that I was misunderstood. So what, exactly, were you saying?

[psycat90]

@SolGrundy

There there, now. Livejournal is back up, everyone. That’s right. It’ll be okay. No need to be scared and frightened. It’ll all be okay now.

The World of Warcraft servers must be down.

[Profane]

Demo, sweetie, have you been drinking again?

[AncientHumanoid]

@Miller

Now that I agree with. 12,000 posts? Get a life, ya fuckin’ loser.

Yeah, you creep!

[Demo]

@Profane

Demo, sweetie, have you been drinking again?

Does it show?

::wipes shirt off::

Does it still show?

[Skywatcher]

@Demo

So what, exactly, were you saying?

He’s currently mediocre, at best. King is to writing as Lucas is to filmmaking.

[Demo]

@Lute Skywatcher

He’s currently mediocre, at best. King is to writing as Lucas is to filmmaking.

Yeah, but what did you mean by saying my reading comprehension was off?

[Miller]

@Demo

Yeah, but what did you mean by saying my reading comprehension was off?

Because his original post wasn’t saying that King is a good writer. He was comparing the people in the other thread to a really good writer (Steinbeck) and saying they weren’t as good. Then, it was comparing them to a really crappy writer (King) and saying they weren’t even as good as the really crappy writer.

[Skywatcher]

@Miller

Because his original post wasn’t saying that King is a good writer. He was comparing the people in the other thread to a really good writer (Steinbeck) and saying they weren’t as good. Then, it was comparing them to a really crappy writer (King) and saying they weren’t even as good as the really crappy writer.

I wouldn’t say “really crappy” but close enough for jazz. Thanks.

[SolGrundy]

@Demo

Yeah, but what did you mean by saying my reading comprehension was off?

His quote was “we’re not Steinbecks, we’re not even Kings.” As in, we’re not even as good as that hack writer Stephen King. As in, he didn’t think Stephen King was a good writer.
Shit, I just fucked up a Pit thread again, didn’t I? No wait, I mean…
They don’t teach you to read in fucking Bush-loving retard school, Demo?

[Demo]

Strunk and White’s Elements of Style OH!

:: lightbullb goes off over head :: OH! Sorry, my bad(I think?)

Hey Lute Skywatcher, I take back, well, that one post. Also, I suggest you read Strunk and White’s Elements of Style because that post wasn’t very clear.

Also,

They don’t teach you to read in fucking Bush-loving retard school, Demo?

Ok, THAT was funny.

[Demo]

Sorry about my shitty editing in the above post. God damn UBB.

[Skywatcher]

@Demo

I suggest you read Strunk and White’s Elements of Style because that post wasn’t very clear.

Seems to have been clear to everyone but you.

[Miller]

@Demo

Hey Lute Skywatcher, I take back, well, that one post. Also, I suggest you read Strunk and White’s Elements of Style because that post wasn’t very clear.

Well, since you’re so well versed in the intricacies of the written word, how would you rewrite the sentence so as to make the meaning more clear?

[Demo]

@Lute Skywatcher

Seems to have been clear to everyone but you.

I bet I can post more times than you in this thread.

Also, I disagree. How can you say “everyone” when only a couple people replied stating what they thought your meaning was?

[Demo]

@Miller

Well, since you’re so well versed in the intricacies of the written word, how would you rewrite the sentence so as to make the meaning more clear?

Honestly, I’d probably just say, “You’re a dickhead.”

BTW, that’s my response to you, as well, fucko.

[Skywatcher]

@Demo

Also, I disagree. How can you say “everyone” when only a couple people replied stating what they thought your meaning was?

What, you want to take a poll?

[Miller]

@Demo

Honestly, I’d probably just say, “You’re a dickhead.”

BTW, that’s my response to you, as well, fucko.

Well, no one can deny that you don’t have a way with words.