I guess this is somewhat in the spirit of Halloween.
:o
“That DO-loop was almost working, too.” – A Real Programmer’s tombstone.
“Not deleted, uploaded into permanent archive.” – Theist hacker.
“rm -f /dev/al_smith” – *nix hacker.
“Here lies Rick, 23.
Not a pretty sight to see.
Tried to hack a bomb, but when it dumped core
it scattered his guts all over the floor.” – DoD hacker.
“mv me, God, onto the DAT tape of eternity.” – Christian hacker.
“uptime: 92 years, 6 months, 15 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes, 10 seconds.” – His box is probably still running.
“BSOD” – Windows hacker.
“Health fault: body dumped” – *nix hacker, leaving something for those with diagnostic tools.
“/dev/null” – Atheist hacker.
For extra-geekiness, just have a tombstone with a semicolon on it.
I’m planning on having
(Insert Name)
HTTP 404 Not Found
Archived but not forgotten.
while (enlightenment != True)
{
newIncarnation = SelectIncarnation(karma);
Transmigrate(newIncarnation, soul);
}
Of course, this thread wouldn’t be complete with out The Last Bug:
Unrecoverable System Error
In Granger Utah, i came across a tombstone that had the starship enterprise on it.
I want my tombstone to look like the blue screen of death 
Abort Fail Retry?
Retry!---- Hindu programmer.
“Decompile in progress”
C-x C-c – Atheist
C-x C-s – Theist
C-M-Del – Untimely death.
No, I won’t explain them. Geeks will understand. 
Here lies _____
General Protection Fault.
or perhaps:
Monstre::~Monstre()
{ delete life; }
“Ran over by a tractor trailer truck driven by the Incredible Hulk”
or you could just go with old faithful:
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