A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!
The condom ripped!!!
Captain! The warp engines kinna take much more o’ this!
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Do You, Patrick Buchanan, Solemnly Swear To Faithfully Execute The Office Of President Of The United States
(or something like that)
YOU’RE RUNNING OVER THE ROAD, GODDAMMIT!!!
Robin
THE CHILDREN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
How long have you been standing there?
< urgent whisper >
Dude, there’s a cop, hide your stash.
[NEWSFLASH]
The Chicago Reader announced today that it is discontinuing its Straight Dope column and website.
Management issued a short statement saying it believes the SD is no longer relevant, and it will be redirecting funding to a new column, Weekly Sheep and Livestock Review.
[/NEWSFLASH]
FLUSH IT! FLUSH IT!
“Holy smokes, your parents just pulled into the garage. I thought that the concert was supposed to last until 10.”
TAXES!!! TAXES!!! TAXES!!!
“WARNING. A FATAL SYSTEM ERROR HAS OCCURRED. SERVER CHI5601 WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR AN INDETERMINATE PERIOD.”
“ignore” ___
“close” ___
I’m late! I’m late!!
MONKEYS!! MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!! GET EM OFF! GET EM OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
The Cubs win the World Series…final sign of the Apocalypse!!!
And now, Pauly Shore Masterpiece Theather…
Norad has detected incoming alien spacecraft. ETA 5 minutes.
I registered for what at the beginning of the semester?? The final’s tomorrow??!