What do you mean, the doctor who performed your vasectomy was arrested for operating without a license?!?!?!
Er, what’s that red light?
I’M LATE! I’M LATE! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE! NO TIME TO SAY HELLO, GOODBYE! I’M LATE! I’M LATE! I’M LATE!
What do you MEAN, the big-money race is tomorrow? WE DON’T HAVE A TRANSMISSION!!!
“Um folks, this is the captain speaking. We seem to have lost two of our engines. And our landing gear wont release.”
[snip]
But BEFORE cutting the blue wire, be sure to…
Where the hell’s my HAT???
That bone doesn’t usually bend like that!
Where the hell are my pants?!
MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!
“The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes.”
Well, someone had to say it! :rolleyes:
[Denis Leary]
“Folks, this is your captain. Look, uh,… light 'em up, ‘cause we’re goin’ down.”
[/Denis Leary]
You did know that meeting started ten minutes ago, right?
“Bill, from your employee handbook, you’ll know we can revoke your Internet privileges if there is excessive use of non-work-related sites. What’s this SDMB thing?..”
[very serious]Zyada, can I see you in my office?[/very serious]
I thought you had the keys!
…tickets!
…notes!
…map!
…baby!
[sub]Damn, mine should have been right before Redboss’s first one[/sub]
Dude, your dick really isn’t supposed to be green like that…
What do you mean you have to amputate!
Not blue, please, God, not blue
Whaddya MEAN the check bounced?? That means we won’t have internet serv