Dopamine? No, no! I called for DOPRAM!! Oh shit!
I have a incurable, rare disease and have 5 hours to live? DEAR GOD NOOOOOO!!!
(you know, what would be ironic would be if these actually came true…)
Doll, after my green dick post, please dont say that. oh no. Please, no, dont say that.
GET OFF OF ME!!
Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Are you sure they said Syphylis?
:eek:
“We’re from Washington; we’re here to help”.
Um…I thought the ship was supposed to rock back and forth, not just one way…
<Looks around for some wood to knock on>
All hail our new CEO and Supreme Leader, Montgomery Burns…
This is a true story taken from the black box recorder of a crashed China Air flight. The plane was flying in a fog over mountainous terrain and their altitude was too low. The ground proximity warning alarm activated. In addition to the alarm, a recorded message, “Pull up, Pull up, Pull up,” can be heard. After it was too late to save the plane, the pilot is heard asking the co-pilot in Chinese, "What means pull up?"
What do you mean you’ve been reading my e-mails?!?!
You know that novel you were working on? The one on the computer? The one you hadn’t backed up yet?
That there… THAT’S THE HIVE :eek:
Your mother asked you WHAT??
Well we could try that and perhaps it would save us all, but I’d rather run screaming through the halls while waving my arms over my head in an erratic manner. Thanks anyway.
What do you mean “There’s no parachutes”?!?
No, I thought YOU mailed in the tax forms…
Hey, isn’t that the boyfriend of that girl you slept with last weekend? He looks BIG!
I know all there is to know about the crying game.
It’s okay the report is not due till Wednesday.
Dude today is Thursday.
What do you mean the company monitors what web sites I visit?
“Mrs. Jones? This is Officer Smith of the …”