Whole lot of lawns to stay off of around here.
And while we’re at it, a pussy is a sleazy beast that eats its own puke and rolls in the dirty laundry. The warm and wet place you put your dick is called a bearded clam!
Today, yes, but I don’t believe I was when I wrote that. I couldn’t think of a more succint way to say “Everything is wrong with your OP.”
“Why are people using all these slangs now? I once heard a young man refer to his penis as a ‘Johnson.’ How did his penis get a surname? Where did that come from? Is it because of the airports? Are people calling it Mr. Johnson now because of airports? I think I heard that term in the inner city once.”
There’s a next generation now? Do they still wear acid washed jeans?
“you sure this is gonna work, Cyrano? It doesn’t sound like your normal stuff…”
If it makes the OP feel any better, in the Newfoundland dialect of English (and possibly elsewhere) junk can mean a short log, about a foot or so in length, used for firewood. Therefore when one refers to one’s junk where I live, you can claim it to be 12 inches long and stiff. You might want to avoid open flames, but that just stands to reason anyway. 
I didn’t know there were this many posters from the Rock. Where are you located?
Actually I hate that. Me and my g-friends use pussy - I like it.
Leno reads the Dope.
“Cooch” is already in use and is pretty similar.
It is part of a DI’s job to be crass and offensive. Odd? No.
Junk is being freely used to describe the female endowment, if this blog is anything to go by. The writer claims TSA officials will not be groping Sec’y Napolitano’s “junk.” But if they don’t, who will?
That’s not true; cats leave their puke just lying there for you to step in.
They all do.
Then there’s hooha.
Anal sex, obviously.
I’m pretty fond of it myself.
St. John’s. You?
Quit using it that way! It’s a small Chinese watercraft, and *that’s all it is. *
Early in the nineteenth century, people starting misusing this word to refer to old bits of cable used as oakum for plugging holes in the hull, and it’s gone all to hell since then. Just knock it off, punks!
I was hoping he had come up with a way to teach them. That and feces would save me a buttload of bending over.
They do lick their own butts, though.
Exactly the reason it’s good to be human.