You can only lick someone else’s butt?
No, TP. The one thing that makes up for not able to claw anyone I don’t like, or sleep for 18 hours.
People really are just looking for things to be annoyed by sometimes.
Well, I haven’t actually watched it in a couple of years (no really!) so I’m not sure; however, I thought acid washed was all hip again.
With that in mind, I have now officially declared myself ‘un-hip’.
Yes, I know the rest of the world declared me un-hip years ago.
Just wanted to see that quoted out of context 
There’s an Avon lady joke in here somewhere.
DAmnit damnit DAMNIT! 
Or for the dog to eat.
1…2…3…
EEEEEuuuuuuWWWWWWW
For a woman’s genitalia to be described as “junk”, I think there has to be a certain convexity*, *as in a prominent mons veneris, a large clitoris, and especially full and protuberant labia. IOW, “junk” is what makes a bulge in sheer underwear. I have seen photos of women who qualify.
My cat not only eats her own vom, she happily hoovers up that of her siblings. Mommy’s little helper! :eek:
You all are creating an association between genitalia and vomit in my head. STOP IT OR I WON’T BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE!!!
Just remember, Lumpy posted in the genitals and cat puke thread. Lumpy.
And butt-licking - don’t forget the butt-licking. Vomit, genitalia, butt-licking, and lumps.
I got a BJ from a girlfriend once. She was drunk and threw up a little over my junk… nice.
Vomit, genitalia, butt-licking, lumps, and vomit-powered bjs.
Shall we rename Spotty Dick Pudding to something with junk in it for the OP?
Yes! And when you bump your Junk into a Hoochie it’s called ‘Bumping Uglies’.
I believe a Hooch and an Ugly are both also Chinese watercraft.
Personally, I’m a fan of the term that Rik Mayall, Ben Elton et al. used in The Young Ones Book.
“undercarriage”
:eek: You wouldn’t happen to be a member of Motley Crue, by any chance? 
Yep, you got me.