You just can’t get away with chanting, “This is my rifle, this is my gun…” at an airport anymore.
That reminds me of a Doper who tried to pull the “Do you know who I am” in a music thread because I disagreed with him. I so wanted to post “No, unless you plan on telling me,” but it had been too long. (And the rest of my post was close to a pitting.)
I love the term junk for guy junk. It’s kind of playful and can be used in circumstances where dick or cock n’ balls or anything like is too brash.
I was pretty sure it was coined by Opie and Anthony to get it past the censors on radio.
my junk, my junk
my lovely manly lumps
check it out
It’s the economy, the family jewels bubble burst. Plus, cheap imported family jewels are overflowing the market.
Ewww…junk food.
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But, then, what am I gonna do with alla that junk insida my trunk?!
So these undies I’m wearingare Junk Bonds?
I prefer “Area 51” myself.
^Ha!
I like how DMark has disappeared entirely. We don’t hate you, Mark, we just think this Pit topic is silly. Come say hi.
I don’t think it’s silly! I don’t appreciate the term “junk” in reference to this and I don’t like “uglies” (like “bumping uglies”) either. Sure it’s slang. But the point is it should not be!
Hey, where’s the devil with the horns smilie?
Well yours may not be ugly…
Wait.
When I serenade my wife I sing to her:
I’mmma get-get-get-get you drunk
Get you love drunk of my junk.
I’m classy.
Ugly indeed but I don’t want to be reminded of that. My self esteem is already low enough.
Same with “junk” - hell, mines “garbage” but same thing - why rub it in? (no pun intended)
Well, a junk ship isn’t nearly so bad.
OK, but keep your hands off my shit.
Piloted by Wang?
I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with my junk being another man’s treasure. :eek: