You’re gonna lose that burl.
(yes,yes, you’re going to lose that burl)
You’re gonna l-o-o-o-se that burl.
You say it was an in-fes-ta-tion / well you know / they all wanna chaw some burl
You tell me it’s just evil rootin’ / well you know / they all wanna chaw some burl
But if you’re opposin’ some beetles that want to chomp
All I can tell you is mayor you’ll have to stomp…
I want to teeelll you…
My tree is filled with hungry buuuuuugs.
I don’t mind,
I could wait forever,
I’m on druuuuuugs…
No bugs I thnk are in my tree,
I mean, it must be high or low.
Here come the bugs
Here come the bugs
And I say
This tree’s dead.
Let me tell you how it will be:
I’m gonna eat your yummy tree.
Cause I’m the bark bug,
Yeah, I’m the bark bug.
Now should you think that I’m a louse,
Be thankful I don’t eat your house.
Cause I’m the bark bug,
Yeah, I’m the bark buuuug.
If you plant a fir,
Well, that sounds neat!
If you plant an oak,
That’s good to eat!
If you plant a larch,
That’s nice and sweet.
If you plant a birch,
Well, that’s a treat!
Bark buuug!
Now, my advice, if you’ve a pine (watch out, Mr. Cedar!) :
Leave ketchup out for when I dine (watch out, Mr. Beech!)
Cause I’m the bark bug, yeah, I’m the bark bug.
And your forests are totally miiiiine.
It’s official: the SDMB has gone bugs.
In other news, a star named for Ringo went supernova.