This is the latest example, as far as I know, of George Trouble-U Bush’s sheer genius. I know that he’s only made three posts, and that it’s a little early to judge him, but… Come on. That above paragraph is easily Lekatt-calibre.
If sportscasters were announcing the posts in this forum, they would describe this as an “inauspicious debut”.
Psst… Don’t feed it.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist giving him the record for “fastest pitting ever”, which, as far as I know, he’s just earned.
I concur with Gadfly. That had to be what, thirty minutes?
Not even.
I’m with M.E., let this die, it’ll all be over soon.
Not even close. This guy has the distiction of being the only poster to ever be Pitted before he even posted once.
I don’t think that counts, man. That’s like demanding a ransom because you don’t have a hostage.
Oh, and let’s not forget that Coldie chased everyone off that thread, meat hammer in hand.
Amazing! I suppose I shouldn’t have invited tonight’s Poster From Hell to fxxk off. Oh, well.
Jesus, that freaked me out. For a second, when I read the OP, I thought he was actually quoting the President! Even I don’t think he would have said that.
Oh, of course not. At least, not on the record or in any place where he was in danger of being quoted.
Ding ding ding.