Is it me or...

… Is it only women that post to this bit of the dope forums?

i.e. is it only women that bitch?

I have been reading the posts and in every one some clue eventually arizes that it is a woman that posted. I haven’t read a single one from a man yet. I am a man and there are times when I want to bitch.

Nothing against this, just seems like an interesting co-incidence (so far)

Um, what the hell gave you that impression?

I know it can be confusing, but Esprix is actually a GUY. :smiley:

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OG MAD

OG SMASH

Well, you know us wimmin: bitch, bitch, bitch. Hence, the term bitch.

Duh :wink:

This sentence is a lie.

I think it’s a gender thing. You chicks always wanna talk about shit, while we dudes just look at the floor, mutter “fuckin’ world hates me”, and then we kick stuff.

Rumors of my sex change operation are greatly exaggerated.

Hm. Well, if you count me, Esprix, Hastur, Otto, gobear, and other such noted pit denizens, we could conclude that the majority of pit posters are people who sleep with men.

There’s probably a reason for this.

Shoot.

If it turns out that Nostradamus is actually a chick…
…well, I just might fling myself off a bridge.

Pray, how is it you magically know the gender of every Pit poster? :confused:

Esprix

All these “chicks” want to do is bitch about farts, asshole drivers and tiny tampons.

Man, where is the love?

Dear lobley,

Somehow, in your infinite wisdom and knowledge of all things woman, you’ve figured us out. Yes, only women bitch. It’s a science we haven’t quite figured out; how can men go on without bitching?! Venting is a fine stress-reducing technique and we just don’t understand what it is men do to replace the time they would spend bitching, had they been born with girly parts. We don’t “get it”.

Okay, speaking of men, what the fuck makes them think that we’ll just wait around for them? I mean, if you SAY you’re going to be there at 8, could you just fucking BE THERE? How hard is that?! And, if you’re not going to show up, do you think you could at least CALL?! Fuck no, that would put waaaaaay too much strain on your dialing finger, right? You’d rather make us sit around wondering whether or not you’re even alive, what with the rain and snow and wind and ice and stuff. WELL NOT THIS TIME, ASSHOLE! I don’t give a shit if you’re in the ditch FREEZING to death, I’m dressed to impress and, damn it, I’m gettin’ my groove on. And fuck you if you don’t like it, if it was that damned important to you, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE!

Furthermore, lobley, we encourage you to provide with any other information you may have regarding this issue. Any help you might give us is greatly appreciated and will, of course, be credited to you. Thank you for your comments/questions and we do hope to hear from you again. Buh bye then.

Kisses!
Silver Fire, woman, all-around BITCHER about all things… umm, all things.

DUH Esprix! Because they’re always bitching!

Note to self:

Pick up milk & eggs from grocery.
Get dry cleaning.
Check during shower tonite for presence of “girly parts.”
Call Judy.

OG SORT RUBBISH!

lobley go in bin!

So in other words lobley, yeah, it’s just you

<checks pants>

Nope. OP is full of shit.

Are you checking your pants to see what sex you are before declaring the OP full of shit, or were you checking your pants because *something was full of shit and you were checking all options?

Er, both?