George gave me permission to post this thread from the SDMB 2. I don’t know about you all, but I found it pretty damn funny and worth repeating here. I’m gonna keep the headers, intact. Check out the way old Georgie can pound them out one right after another.
Here is the original post from our buddy Blui/Cyb:
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 04:51 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821165141.25450.00002091@ng-cb1.aol.com>
" No life, no jaguar xjs v-12, no 911 porsche, no honda passport, no cx 650 turbo honda, no 3 level house with 62k left on mortgage," -BLUII’D DEVIL
No phone, no light, no motor car, not a single luxury!
Just poor old lonely Brian, and his incoherency.
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 04:52 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821165241.25450.00002092@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< I sure am happy and satisfied for someone who has nothing and didn’t make 195,000 last year not counting the stock market gains. >>
Aw, they must have a hire the handicapped policy where you work.
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: 30 cracks aimed at Brian (3 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 04:54 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821165442.25450.00002095@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No white picket fence, >>
More like picket nose.
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(4 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 04:55 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821165556.25450.00002096@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< no 911 porsche, >>
“If you have a big dick, you don’t need a porsche.”
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(5 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 04:57 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821165738.25450.00002097@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< stock portfolio worth 560,000. No white picket fence, with 1 acre lot in lake minnetonka area. >>
Does the phrase “ISO GWM” come to mind for anyone else?
Dutch “NTTAWWT” Courage.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(7 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:02 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821170243.25450.00002099@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No life, no jaguar xjs v-12, no 911 porsche, no honda passport, no cx 650 turbo honda, no 3 level house with 62k left on mortgage,
no stock portfolio worth 560,000. No white picket fence, with 1 acre lot in lake minnetonka area.no newfoundland dog who would be 10 this week, no neighbors who love me, no neighbors whom watch my house and have a key to it. no girlfriend who will be running New York marathon in Nov. No nothing that’s incredible. I sure am happy and satisfied for someone who has nothing and didn’t make 195,000 last year not counting the stock market gains.
nothing is good eh Tommy wish I had more nothings Jealous >>
I fucked Catherine Zeta-Jones out of hate.
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(what is it, 8 of 30?)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:04 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821170449.25450.00002100@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< no newfoundland dog who would be 10 this week, … no girlfriend who will be running New York marathon in Nov. >>
Anyone else think they’re one and the same?
Dutch “That’s a pretty big word for a 10 year old” Courage, king of the Wilde frontier
T e he ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(9 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:06 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821170650.25450.00002101@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< I had more nothings Jealous >>
I bet you get all the nothings jealous.
The ladies fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(10 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:08 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821170824.25450.00002102@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No nothing that’s incredible. >>
I agree wholeheartedly.
The women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:09 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821170909.25450.00002103@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No life, no jaguar xjs v-12, no 911 porsche, no honda passport, no cx 650 turbo honda, no 3 level house with 62k left on mortgage,
no stock portfolio worth 560,000. No white picket fence, with 1 acre lot in lake minnetonka area.no newfoundland dog who would be 10 this week, no neighbors who love me, no neighbors whom watch my house and have a key to it. no girlfriend who will be running New York marathon in Nov. No nothing that’s incredible. I sure am happy and satisfied for someone who has nothing and didn’t make 195,000 last year not counting the stock market gains.
nothing is good eh Tommy wish I had more nothings Jealous >>
No dictionary, no shift key, no english classes…
The women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(12 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:11 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821171104.25450.00002104@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No life, >>
Not intelligent life, anyway…
The women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(12 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:15 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821171500.25450.00002107@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No white picket fence, with 1 acre lot in lake minnetonka >>
If you’re big on underwater property, I have some land in Florida I’d like to show you.
T he women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(what is it, 14 of 30?)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:18 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821171840.25450.00002111@ng-cb1.aol.com>
>No life, no jaguar xjs v-12, no 911 porsche, no honda passport, no cx 650
>turbo honda, no 3 level house with 62k left on mortgage,
>no stock portfolio worth 560,000. No white picket fence, with 1 acre lot in
>lake minnetonka area.no newfoundland dog who would be 10 this week, no
>neighbors who love me, no neighbors whom watch my house and have a key to it.
>no girlfriend who will be running New York marathon in Nov. No nothing that’s
>incredible. I sure am happy and satisfied
Well, sure, with that rich fantasy life of yours.
The women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(15! It’s all downhill from here…)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:20 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821172045.25450.00002112@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< no girlfriend who will be running New York marathon in Nov. No nothing that’s incredible. I sure am happy and satisfied >>
I don’t know why, your girlfriend is lousy in bed. If she didn’t pay me so well…
Honestly, bust your ass for a lousy thousand bucks a night…
The women fight for my delight.
Subject: Re: Wow, a totally empty board…(16 of 30)
Date: Sat, 21 August 1999 05:26 PM EDT
From: HpstrDufuz
Message-id: <19990821172630.25450.00002116@ng-cb1.aol.com>
<< No life, no trailer, no tractor, no big lacquered piece of wood with a clock in it, no teeth, no wife-sister-daughter with an ass the size of …well, something big,
no beer can collection. No white sheet, No ref