Get 6 gmail account invitations at an incredible price.
Incredible alright. $240 for 6 gmail accounts? Or you could just buy them at Ebay for less than a dollar. 
or you could get one for $3,500
or you could get the name gumball3000@gmail.com for only $499.99 (why would you want it?)
or the name badboyz@gmail.com for a measly $9,999.99!
Hey, all I can say is teh.r0x0r@gmail.com is still available, and I have invites to hand out. If you want it, send money now!
/me is poor, but anyone who sends an invite will earn my eternal gratitude.
And maybe sex, if you come to town.
Um, last time I checked gmail was going to be free for everyone in a bit…
From that auction:
Ships to: United States only