I rented the obscure Shelly Winters/John Savage horror flick The Killing Kind, and I go to post my vote on the IMDB. I notice a user named Space Maggot has posted a review. Here’s part of what he said:
This is another one of those movies you pick out expecting nothing, and then are pleasantly surprised. I thought the acting was superb, and I actually was moved by the heartbreaking ending. The video box featuring the original poster art suggested you could use this film to spot a mass murderer…lives with his mother, kills small animals, likes to look at women…hey, Space Maggot is ready for his first victim!
The small animals in the movie were cats. Just what is Space Maggot implying? You know, it ain’t healthy to have to compare yourself to a serial killer in order to make yourself look more normal.
This is it? This is your entire Pit rant? There’s, like, more coming, right? A second post with a punchline or something? Right? I mean, there’s a point around here somewhere, isn’t there?
The link, traditionally pronounced “goatsex,” is not even remotely spelled that way, for good reason. If you really want to know about it (and I advise heartily agianst it), you might be able to find the link somewhere at http://www.somethingawful.com. Or the Stile Project.
You will NOT find it here. And especially not from me.
It’s actually ‘goatse’ with a Christmas Island suffix after the dot. I usually hear it pronounced ‘goat-see’. There is also a buttse that is even grosser.