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At least, not unless you’re meant to swallow that “Chi or Energy Ball,” and even then I’m not certain of the psychotropic effects of swallowing … er … balls.
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[Homer Simpson]Mmmmmmmm! ethereal Rocky Mountain oysters![/Homer Simpson]
Did you notice that the auction ends on the 23rd but the seller is away until May 1st? I want my healing NOW damn you, Witch! I could be all better by May.
The broom is cool, but I like the rose quartz the best. It’s purdy 
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Ending now. I humbly demand that from now on, no post shall contain the word “the.” And every thread title shall be “Fred MacMurray is in my microwave.”
Thanks so much for your cooperation.
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How’s that working out for you?
See, told you
Do not taunt “Chi or Energy Ball.”
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
Do not taunt “Chi or Energy Ball.”
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That horse has already bolted. Do you not notice it wasn’t referred to as the “Happy Chi or Energy Ball?” This thread has made it angry. Woe betide the men who handle that witch’s balls.
MizGrand a moment of your time, please
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MizGrand a moment of your time, please
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Responded.
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Did you go to the bottom of the page to see the other items offered by this seller? I think my favorite is the broom.
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That “Full moon of your choice” looks pretty sweet. I’m thinking maybe Gina Torres?
[QUOTE=Jackmannii]
Now now, everybody calm right down.
We can re-experience that feeling of one-ness through telepathic rabbinical healing.
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Also, there’s this that I just found out about: the online pregnancy test!. Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is!
For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman!
[QUOTE=Lsura]
Also, there’s this that I just found out about: the online pregnancy test!. Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is!
For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman!
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This test is amazing! My baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes.
Wow. How do they do that? My kid will have blonde hair, hazel eyes, and top out at a rather robust 14 lbs. 2 oz.
And the baby daddy? Ralph Nader. I shit you not.
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Also, there’s this that I just found out about: the online pregnancy test!. Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is!
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I’m having a girl! The test says the poor kid is gonna be ginger though.
[QUOTE=Lsura]
Also, there’s this that I just found out about: the online pregnancy test!. Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is!
For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman!
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Ok - that made me spill my coffee. I’m having a lovely 16lb baby girl (big babies run in my family) with black hair and brown eyes (Mr. SCL has black hair and brown eyes).
I didn’t spill my coffee until I asked who the daddy was.
Janet Reno. :eek:
Holy crap! I am having a beautiful 6 lbs, 11 oz little girl with black hair and green eyes.
With Fabio.
Damn, they did use a really hot picture of the guy, though…
I’m having a a beautiful 16 lbs, 9 oz girl with brown hair and green eyes. That’s one big baby!
Oh, and the father is… Bill Clinton? Geez, when did I grow a uterus? :eek:
I have a co-worker who is getting his Master’s in Reiki Energy Healing. It is a physical effort to keep my mouth shut whenever the subject comes up…
Must be something to do with all them there growth hormones in the milk, my baby girl will be another sixteen pounder too.
Hysterically, she’s been fathered by Dick Cheney, with the following caption:
:eek:
My babydaddy is Ralph Nader. First time he’s had sex since 1963.
I’m having an 11lb girl (good god I hope it’s a c section with a head that big!), to Janet Reno.
That must have been one hell of a night.
I’m having a 14 lb 14 oz baby girl with green eyes and brown hair. Her name is Emily Kate
and her daddy is the POPE :eek:
the daddy picture is of John Paul … so apparently I’ve been really naughty in a time warp. 