Get ready for a snowflake storm, Netflix has signed a deal with the Obamas

Can you imagine the outrage if you changed “went to Harvard” for “on (or even was on) welfare”.

My money’s on Barack directing S3 of Jessica Jones. That Marvel shit is where it’s at!

I can see that. The Punisher is definitely not his style.

Can you imagine the outrage if he had five children by three different women like Donald Trump?

… he insulted John McCain?
… he ordered an investigation into the investigator investigating him?
… he played golf 100 times his first year in office?

Where do you stop?

Hell, he wins the internet for the day.

Stolen. And already on my Facebook feed.

Better (and easier) to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?

The key to your confusion is their claiming to be “conservatives.” They are reactionaries, pure and simple, and if you correct for them, you’ll find that actual conservatives likely concede that President Obama’s North, while it may have been NNE or NNW, at least wasn’t South, as it is for the America-hating fuckstick.

Can you cite me any conservatives who have a positive view of Obama?

Probably. Name a few conservatives.

Then, name a few “True” conservatives!

CMC fnord!

Barry Goldwater. Oh, wait, dead. “Little Billy” Buckley! Oh, wait, dead. Ponder, ponder…

http://republicansforobama.org/

The first is an article from 2014. The second one is for the 2012 election and doesn’t appear to have been updated in 6 years.

Anything more recent than this?

So, as we trudge through the sucking mud of the fever swamp, we look back on days of picnics in a grassy meadow. But we should not exaggerate, romanticize, we should remember the unpleasant truths.

Yes, there were ants. There weren’t any water moccasins. Or snap turtles.