Hmmmm, I shall have to…consider these. Much gratitude for bringing these before me.
Your cattle are safe…but, do you have a princess you could spare?
Verrain
Thanks! Count me among the happy customers of your sig service!
All great choices. I appreciate it! I will be using all of them eventually, I’m sure.
Verrain
Thanks! Count me among the happy customers of your sig service!
All great choices. I appreciate it! I will be using all of them eventually, I’m sure.
Duh! This is how I wanted that post to look.
You are welcome Jane D’oh. ANd if you truly wish to show your appreciation please add, Thanks, Verrain! to the end of your .sig.
Done like dinner.
So whats wrong with MY sig?
Okay, try and give me a better one.
Some potential .sigs from Dave Barry.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to
make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
People in the computer industry use the word “user,” which to them means “idiot.”
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Funny isn’t it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with."
If the Pentagon needs, say, fruit… it will wind up purchasing the FX-700 Seedless Tactical Grape, which will cost $160,000 per bunch, and will have an 83 percent failure rate."
“If God had wanted us to spend our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have invented beer.”
“There are no seeing eye cats, of course, because the sole function of cats, in the Great Chain of Life, is to cause harm to human beings.”
You scratch my back, and I’ll suck blood out of yours - that is the insect motto.
“I’m not saying that women don’t think about sex also. I’m saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not thinking about sex, and that most guys are not.”
“Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.”
"A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’. "
“You should do your own car repairs. It’s an easy way to save money and possibly maim yourself for life.”
“The ACLU is always yakking about the Constitution, and most of us are getting mighty tired of it. I mean, if the Constitution is so great,how come it was amended so many times? Huh?”
Thanks to modern science we now know that lightning is nothing more than huge chunks of electricity that can come out of the sky, anytime, anywhere, and kill you."
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.
What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care.
It is a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don’t be shy! After all, you’re paying for it.