…and cynical, devious and all sorts of other, wonderful things!
I just don’t allow the troll/sock puppet parade/moron patrol to bother me in the slightest. It is kind of like trying to argue politics with your average 8 year old. Pointless.
O
:::peeks in…heart aflutter::::
Argggh! Nooooo[sub][sup]oooo[/sub][/sup]…
Not only has this creature managed to get itself banned – in itself, a good thing – but, more importantly for me, derails the conversation and grinds it to a halt 
Not everyday the object of my desire starts a whole thread just for moi. Yes, I know, some of you would just love to point out bobkitty’s apparent disgust with my actions and her all-around negative tone towards lecherous old farts such as myself. But that’s just it! I thought we were doing quite well in working out our differences – as proven by the fact that talks about a possible rendezvous were in progress. I felt she was offering me an olive branch, and however small, the possibility of gazing at her glorious navel once again. Then, pooof! who should walk in the middle of this touchy subject? Yeah, yeah, that’s right, none other than that Hump, Loch, with his transparent agenda of getting closer to bobkitty using reverse psychology…
Of course, we all knew his efforts were destined for failure, bobkitty being what she is, sheer genius that happens to be covered in a delectably exquisite package. Apparently, what wasn’t so obvious to many, was the devastating secondary effect his guerilla warfare would have on our peace talks. For shame! depriving this old fart of a reason to live. Hope you’re happy, Hump, but I think you’re an evil bastard even if you didn’t manage to fool me for a minute.
bobkitty, I’m really sorry this turned out the way it did, but who knows, maybe some good will come out of this sordid affair. For instance, you’ve made me realize I need to give up on old pal, Daniels, as the fumes I emanate after distilling it are not up to the high standards of someone such as yourself. Not that there are many of course, which only reinforces my decision to switch to Listerine as my drink of choice. For that and more, I thank you kindly…and so does my blue-haired, toothless stalker.
Yours – but only if you want to.
I remain, clad in plaid.
~Old Fart Newton
::::note to self: self, you really, really need a hobby::::
[Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-03-2001 at 05:59 PM]
Shoot! My feeble vision betrays me once again. Mods, correcting the code would be awfully kind of you. Not to mention how much it would mean to this old fart – a lot.
Gracias!
Es usted muy amable, Señora/Señorita Bodoni.
Should you ever come to Vegas (I think that’s where the OP says I am, but I could be wrong, my memory being what is isn’t) perchance you’ll allow me to give you a small token as proof of my gratitude: a cubic zirconia. Any furtive glances at your navel should be considered involuntary. I’m working on it, but I imagine it takes time to rid myself of this heinous obsession.
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Ouch! that hurt…just not as flexible as I once was
Hey, now…my father dropped me on my as a child. Let’s not generalize. Even though I know it explains a lot about me.
I seem to have become completely lost.
First, we were gnashing our teeth at some old derilict.
Then we were able to focus our rage against the foolish Hump.
Now we are … what? All I see is people sucking up to bobkitty. Enough, I say!!! I was so enjoying venting my frustrations! This is the Pit!!! Lets roast somebody!!!
Hmmm … speaking of which, where’s Wildets Bill?
Bwa-Ha-Ha!!!
Gahhhhhh! Tpygni too fats mackes me spell badyl.
You got a problem there, buddy? You talkin’ to me? You MUST be talking to me, cause I don’t see no one else round here named bobkitty [sub]though there’s a bagkitty, easily confused with me[/sub].
Why don’t you just tell me what the FUCK is so wrong with people sucking up to me? HUH? Youse got a problem wit dat, you can just hie your little pansy ass on OUT of my thread. Got it? If I want to have DOZENS of dopers laying at my feet, worshipping me, hanging on my every word, then I’ll DAMN WELL DO IT!! You’re just jealous that you don’t have the kind of POWER I do!!!
Fuckwad.
[sub]This rant brought to you by the letters S, C, A, R, and M. Put 'em together.[/sub]
-BK
SCARM???
Fuck me? Fuck me???
Well!!! Fuck you! Fuck him!!! Fuck them!!!
Well, as we are having a conversation in the office about compound modifiers, you’re a Goddamned uppity bitch!!
What do ya think of them apples!!!
This rant brought to you by People Against Ass-Kissing International, or PAAKI.
That’s cute. PAAKI. Awwwwwww.
What is that vile, odious stench? Methinks yet another tr… Um, Naaaah. Couldn’t be.
Laa daa de dum.
O
Who is in a wierd place right now. WORK.
lochnesshump. you disgust me.
the sad fact is WHATEVER a woman wears will be found to be provacative by SOMEONE. the same is true of men.
however, i DO NOT pinch the asses of strange men in bars because of their tight jeans.
i don’t rub up against them because i like their fluffy sweater.
i have MANNERS.
and this makes me pissed off.
during the last month i was travelling in europe on the trains with a girl-friend.
in this time
i fell asleep on an overnight train and woke up to find my carriage mate asleep with his arms wrapped around my lower leg…and my toe in his mouth!
my friend had an old man squeeze her breast… at 4am in a train corridor. and she was wearing two sweaters and a WATERPROOF FLEECE because of the cold. really sexy!
we had an old man ask for our telephone numbers, and refuse to go away without
" a keess from the bee-oo-ti-fool wee-men"
which he didn’t get!
i was tickled by a hostel owner… and not in a friendly uncle sort of way.
and don’t even start me on metro systems.
i have NO PATIENCE with frotteurs, groper, drunken lechs and people of lochnesshump’s species.
which i can’t classify right now, but i’m sure isn’t human.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by irishgirl *
i fell asleep on an overnight train and woke up to find my carriage mate asleep with his arms wrapped around my lower leg…and my toe in his mouth!
girl youve got all the right in the world to be peeved wonder what he was thinking rather i guess he wasnt
and as for TLNH think its time to ignore the jerk got his ass banned anyways
Fuck us!!
We hve now (sort of) conjugated the verb “to fuck [someone]”. Can we get back to the matter at hand?
:: pointedly does NOT cop a cheap feel from bobkitty, who he imagines has sharp claws and can hiss like a pissed-off bobcat ::
Hey 'Punha… can I use this in my sig? Please? You would, of course, get credit. 
-BK (who’s cheerfully filing her nails at work as we speak)
I am honored that someone as meritorious as yourself would deign to . . . oh, Hell, I’m tired of thinking of big words. If you wanna, more power to ya:)