Wow, I’m number 69! (on the posts-per-day list)
You make the jokes. 
Somehow the list is too short.
I’m not on it at all.
I know I haven’t been here much, but I still probably beat out a thousand or so others.
“What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?”
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene i
You go off into what is no doubt an exciting real life and you leave me all alone in the pit, with a classic case of cyanotic spheroids and you expect me to just wait around for you?? Guess again, sugar!
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Ooh. The idea of you get your butt flamed turns me on!
“Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee!”
–A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 3, Scene i
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SNITCH!! :mad:
You know you give a guy the best 20 minutes of his life and he dumps you for the first tater that comes around the corner.
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*Originally posted by Grace *
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Kinda smacks of the Monty Python argument clinic, huh?
DRY: “That was never 20 minutes just then.”
Grace: “Yes, it was.”
DRY: “No, it wasn’t.”
Grace: “Yes, it was.”
DRY: “No it wasn’t.”
Grace: “WAS!”
DRY: “WASN’T!”
Grace–you know I luvs you. But “sour grapes” just aren’t as appealing to me as “mashed potatoes”! 
Cool.
You don’t have to bind it for heaven’s sake. We have machines for that.
But thanks for the stats, to you, and annalamerino, and beatle
—#317 or 348, depending on who’s doing the ranking. Of course, every reply changes the totals and the ranking, and I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.
Grace, methinks it would be wise for both of us to break off from Mr. DRY. Come on, he’s got seven women in his sig, Seven! How special do you think any of us really are to him? He’ll probably just abandon us for the next cute newbie who comes along willing to give out her e-mail address. We deserve better than that. Much better. A couple of gorgeous babes like us, I’m sure we could find tons of guys willing to write us smarmy love letters.
Or, we could just flirt with each other.
#158?
Damn! I’m so cool!
Wow. I cannot believe I’m on those lists! From the time I registered last May until this past February (or thereabouts), I wasn’t even here!
I must post more often than I realize!
Yeah, can I go with you all? I had NO IDEA the man was cheating on me.
Maybe we can start a 12-step program-
“Women who love email serial flirters; moving on and liking it”
Say, have you looked at iampunha’s website? He’s REALLY a cutestuff kinda guy!
Scotti
Amazing–I actually made a list.
Let’s see…as of this list I was # 155 in post frequency, at 3.53. I was also # 383 in total posts–that surprises me, considering how many people were registered when I got here.
(Why am I mentioning this? To keep climbing into the top 300, of course.)
This is great data. Too bad we can’t get more of it.
It would supply endless topics of interest.
Heheheehee…JB, stop that, that tickles.
<whispers under her breath: Of all the times to be found out!>
So I’m ticklish. Ain’t saying where. Nope. Not me.
I made it in the top 20! Cool! But less than 10 per day. Gotta work on that.
Is this why you haven’t written me back? 
So, Grace calls you a “tart” and your reaction is to break off with me and offer to flirt with her? :eek:
I’ve wasted my time quoting Shakespeare to you when all I really had to do was talk dirty to you?
Hmm.
Bitch. 
Hussy.
Besides, you’re being rather silly. The fact that I mention so many people in my sig is proof that I don’t “abandon”, I “collect”.
Besides, who’s to say that you AREN’T my favorite?
“How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily”
–Cymbeline, Act 2, Scene ii
Great. You people are just destroying the meager reputation I’ve worked so hard to cultivate. Now I’ll be known as they flirt who drove other women into each other’s arms…
“Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost
my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of
myself, and what remains is bestial”
–Othello, Act 2, Scene iii
Watch it, dear Scotti, or I’ll embarrass you publicly and tell everyone that it’s not just your cute face that blushes.
Oops. 
How nice! Either 901 or 956. <sarcasm>I’m almost a reg now!</sarcasm>
I don’t see my name… hmmm
**Rank Posts/day Username Date Registered Post count**
666 0.73 Baloo 4/30/99 315
I’m ranked six hundred threescore, and sixth. Does this mean I’m the [eerie music] Antiposter???
~~Baloo
Welfy,
FWIW, based on your post count and your posts that a quick search revealed for the days since that list was generated, I’m guessing that you we’re #1001.