Get your own line of dialogue into a chapter of Tales of Monkey Island.

Telltale games is organizing a contest where you can get your own line of dialogue into a future chapter of Tales of Monkey Island.

My entry: He trademarked my moniker!

Mine: He told me I belonged in a museum!

He turned me in to a newt! (I got better)*

*every game needs a Python reference. It oughta be a law.